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Nerdy minion who likes pics of rat balls. Black Lives Matter. Free Palestine. DEI poster child 💁
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I went back to Twitter to verify this is real. My God.

submitted 1 day ago • 391 comments

Pedro’s a good one

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.

submitted 4 days ago • 565 comments

I can’t believe they just let me buy trees, as if I am somehow responsible enough to own something that will get thirty feet tall. That’s like a very slow kaiju!

submitted 5 days ago • 43 comments

The FBI just arrested a sitting judge.

submitted 6 days ago • 442 comments

Easily the right’s greatest propaganda win was branding DEI as “forcing companies to hire unqualified black candidates” when in reality it forced companies to hire qualified black candidates instead of unqualified white ones.

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

“Why didn’t musk see [tesla taking a nosedive] coming?” BECAUSE HE’S AN ARROGANT NARCISSISTIC JERKWAD” would be my guess. Also something something don’t surround yourself with sycophants

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

lol “break through in hype”

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I love this man so much.

submitted 7 days ago • 50 comments

This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.

submitted 7 days ago • 1621 comments

Idk why this hadn’t occurred to me, but every selfie has been a mirror image of … myself 🤯

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I honestly thought it was an ad for a new pad

submitted 8 days ago • 144 comments

Is Elon being bandied around the White House photo ops less? Seems like he’s tryna distance himself

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Has anyone ever said "My rights are a distraction?" It's always someone else's rights, right?

submitted 9 days ago • 53 comments

Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

submitted 12 days ago • 756 comments

The 10% tariff alone is a $2500 per household annual tax hike!

submitted 21 days ago • 883 comments

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

submitted 22 days ago • 392 comments

Pretty sure my cat has a small handful of saber-tooth spliced in. does that mean I can call him a saber-tooth? 🤪

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

It's also like not only are you not going to get bananas or coffee or whatever, but a ton of businesses with products you like will simply go under because their profit margins were too slim. This will mean a massive wipeout of competition and centralization of the market.

submitted 23 days ago • 24 comments

This is the “libs of tiktok” person. I have no words. This is a far-right hate account

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

We should be wary of journalism running science stories without an actual paper with results. The paper has YET to be published, those are NOT dire wolf offspring bsky.app/profile/serp...

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

oh there is so much stuff that will simply go away if the tariffs are not called off, and American jobs that will go away with them. import/export is a thriving economy responsible for huge employment numbers, numbers which represent real people working for their paychecks.

submitted 23 days ago • 13 comments

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

submitted 24 days ago • 527 comments

Dear cis people: you won’t shrivel up and die if you’re not part of the spotlight. Promise

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments