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I'm for disobedience in general, whether civil or not. Civility without disobedience though? Go fuck yourself.

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Trader Joe’s sells dog food for humans

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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

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Not sure how planes work but apparently woke is a big part of what keeps them in the air

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

eating the MILF cereal every morning in the hope that it'll make my boobs get bigger

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

imagine ur op getting 2 of your hottest exes to dance and sing against u on the world's biggest stage. the psychic warfare at play

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I'm supposed to be gathering berries in a forest but instead every day robots attempt to seduce me to get to one of my credit cards

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier

submitted 19 days ago • 40 comments

yes. additionally the person in charge is unelected.

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

White women have always been the primary beneficiaries of affirmative action/DEI. Solidarity or perish

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I want to live in total isolation in the middle of the woods, but with a bustling asian market if that makes sense

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I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me. In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.

submitted 51 days ago • 1386 comments

You can’t be in love with me I am just a network of quaking aspens on the side of a cold mountain

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Luigi got me commenting on abc news “my man, my man, my man” what is happening to me

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Libraries are so cute. Please get the Libby and Hoopla app on your phone and the Kanopy app for your TV. It makes the libraries so happy and you can access books, movies, magazines, audiobooks, tv shows, and joy. YOU GET FREE JOY

submitted 68 days ago • 332 comments

I’d like to address the rumors swirling about head-on: 1. The drones are mine. 2. My purposes are nefarious. I will not be taking further questions at this time.

submitted 70 days ago • 8 comments

Something I feel got lost in the mix is that Caroline Calloway claims to have fucked Luigi Mangione

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truly he has touched us all

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Don’t be alarmed if you see Jill Stein rifling through your trash bins! She is in hyperphagia and needs to consume 20,000 calories a day before hibernating for the next 3 years

submitted 73 days ago • 19 comments

To the feds, I am a die hard fan of your work,

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I’m down to my novelty lighters

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Media when someone kills a homeless guy: once in a generation a hero is born Media when someone kills a CEO: this is like if planet of the apes were real

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I’ve been listening to Tracy Chapman’s Talkin Bout a Revolution nonstop for days now

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Luigi put a battery in everyone’s back - I could run thru a wall fueled by nothing but inspiration

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Doechii is a generational talent like god damn

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i hope i die warmed by the life that i tried to live — Nikki Giovanni

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Jordan Neely’s father, Andre Zachery, addresses reporters outside court after Daniel Penny was found not guilty of criminally negligent homicide for choking his son on the subway in 2023 “It hurts. It really, really hurts. What are we gonna do, people? What’s gonna happen to us now?”

submitted 77 days ago • 211 comments

Luigi Mangionie or whatever sounds like slur the pope used

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

this oatmeal tastes like DSM-5 code 290.26 [a major depressive episode😭]

submitted 79 days ago • 12 comments

seven year old converted an annoying and rude jiu jitsu classmate into a pal, so i told him that his haters would become his waiters when he dines at the restaurant of success

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

A photo I posted of graffiti in Syria in 2014. "One day the war will be over and I will return to my poem" I hope they will return to their poem

submitted 79 days ago • 50 comments