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'Hey Alex, you know the great thing about television...if anything really important happens anywhere in the world, night or day, you can always change channel.' NUFC 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍
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Watching Bethell’s misfield was like when you run for the bus but it shuts the doors and indicates to pull out, so you slow down like you weren’t really running! Then it stops and you think he’s seen you and is waiting, but actually, he was just kidding, and off he goes anyway!! 🤣 #englandcricket

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Entering the last 10mins . Prime time for something Spursy to happen…! It’s the only thing that’s kept me watching this shower of absolute shite!!

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not crying…… You’re crying #nufc youtu.be/aEeNv01QRH0

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t think it would get better after Cuntcherillo got upended, but Miley’s concrete, Geordie nappa flooring Cashciedo was a thing of beauty! #nufc

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Fabian Ruiz giving off very, ‘Norman Bates’ vibes!! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

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Anyone who sends a work-related email at 10:34 on a Sunday night, needs to replace their rectally inserted social mobility antenna with a more pleasing, and perhaps, pulsating protrusion! Carry on………

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Old Man Eubank turning up is Eddie Howe #nufc levels of shithousery!!!

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

To the travelling #itfc fans, hope you bounce straight back, you are a credit to your club and football. To the 2 pissed, toothless fucktards sat behind my sons accusing them of being #nufc fans and threatening the fuck out of them, I hope you rot in your own shit!

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Amyone checked out Bellamy’s size 4 Oompa Loompa shoes yet?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #nufc

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Tonali and Tino colossal tonight. #nufc

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#nufc How’s everyone doing??

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⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ #NUFC youtu.be/AvlJ3NPcZE8?...

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

Old Cheeto chops The penny drops Just what this twat's about He won't play fair He doesn't care He'll only scream and shout It's all so sad It's Gilead That's now the US State Without a shot Old Putin's got America on a plate....

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