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'Hey Alex, you know the great thing about television...if anything really important happens anywhere in the world, night or day, you can always change channel.' NUFC šŸ–¤šŸ¤šŸ–¤šŸ¤šŸ–¤šŸ¤
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Is that the one with outside toilets?
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Same Brutal Bootle Barber as AG10.! ā€˜Onest Laa, you look sound’!!
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Dan Pet Rescue Paul Cannell
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I no longer have a spoon in that bowl, but give it a whirl for me too please! šŸ™
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He was great as Spock in Star Trek!
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Next please!!!
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That’s far better than the itk leaks being bandied about recently. Not as faded/washed out. Liking the collar. Someone at Adidas has recently taken a liking to piping! šŸ˜†
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Getting poleaxed by Miley channeling his Inner Joelinton was Karma in kind!!
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4th official is keeping close company as well!! 🤣 Would love a contentious 2nd for PSG. I’ve got tomorrow off, so watching a full-on, overnight, Arsenal Social media implode would make my evening longer and a whole lot more enjoyable!!
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Peak Mira had SWAG! Imagine if he had today’s pitches? He didn’t dribble around defenders, he samba’d around them! And shower slides in the 80’s….!!??Different gravy! More style than that French fella in the 90’s my wife liked to watch!
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Eddie Redmayne?
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My personal favourite…. Mr Radgie St John’s Ambulance!
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The worry on his brow!
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He was in High Bridge, had the hens swarming like he’d been smothered in honey!
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That and Pawson being as consistent as a US Tariff.! Tielemans takes a tug to the shoulder = free kick, Marmoush on the charge, same tug, fuck all.?! They make it up as they go along!
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Much as I want a draw as well, am I mistaken in thinking RĆŗben Dias gets a toe on that before they collide?
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Fixed!!!
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Nick Faldo on comms, ā€˜If he was wearing rollerblades, he could serve me a burger’! 🤣🤣
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Agreed! Better than a sad mackem and a dribbling shite scouser!
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I’m consoling myself by laughing at Bellamy’s shoes!!
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Happy Birthday Kidda! Don’t look a day over 34!
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Me neither! That’s cos Jeff’s bought every last one and is teasing us with their theoretical availability!!
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It is a strange kit, especially at night, and as soon as they walked out my mind shot back to the quarter final. We were guiltier than usual that night as well. Small things, but when you pass the ball and move at their speed, you can understand it.
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I can still recall standing on the Gallowgate and Paul Cook smashing it past Pav from closer but pretty much the same angle on Boxing Day ā€˜92. Could’ve heard a pin drop except for my owld fella, who says, ā€˜Bloody Good Goal That’! Never wanted the ground to swallow me up more!
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It usually takes my missus a good 15-20 boil washes before she reduces my shirts to this level!! Sorry, but I’ll be swerving this one if it actually materialises.
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He does up the top button! That’s enough for me… šŸ”” šŸ”š
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I was suffering from this in January, but after taking 3 Isaks a day, washed down with a warm Joelinton after meals for a week, I was soon back to my usual self!
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I feel for you. I’ve been living in the forth bridge since 1993!!
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6 electricians?? On a Sunday??!! With the clocks going forward??!! You’d get better odds in the National Lottery!! 🤣
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She’s had more cockends than weekends!!
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Thinking of you tomorrow morning!!
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Enjoying the journey home!! šŸ’›šŸ–¤
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It’s like watching Half A Shilling on Phoenix Nights!! 🤣
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Posh piss! No such issues in Tatty Cax!!