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It feels telling that for a lot of people “boring” is the absence of rage bait, constant arguments, and hordes of people yelling at you about why chicken soup is a sign of upper class privilege, feels like people believe a lack of combativeness on the “random thoughts” app is bad
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Dante as a summon in the Fate universe is incredible, what’s he gonna do? Write strongly worded poems at the enemy about a woman he met once?
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If they can’t love you at your “Tasky Posting” they don’t deserve the shirt!
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Clair Obscur looking dog, ready to take down the paintress
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The people crave Taskmaster X Black Ant, any other answer is wrong
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How many Tanimura cards did you give away?
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“When she’s not drawing the Tassk she’s winning awards and you know, if they gave awards for drawing D-listers, she’d be winning more awards, but society isn’t ready for that yet.”
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Telling them you have a BAFTA while adding, “wait but it’s not for what you think it is!”
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Cloud is just such a fitness nut that he wants them to exercise harder
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We can’t investigate this string of murders we have to get to REGIONALS! Get your costumes girls!
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Surely it’s time to replay LJ but only so you can re-experience Yagami helping the dance team get to regionals
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Truly continues the trend of AI trying to solve problems we don’t have, but an even bigger counter is what’s the point of a reference if it’s wrong? The Magic reference spewing machine is all well and good until it has a cat with nine legs or a person whose flesh moves for no reason
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To be fair I watch the Australian version because my cousin is the host so surely that circumvents this…. Surely
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He also apparently got kicked down some stairs by William Butler Yeats, what a life
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You can’t keep getting away with these takes!
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Truly an over looked gift that one of the most talented musicians who’s creating incredible soundtracks and also the lead singer of System of a Down created an incredible anthem for Godzilla
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I don’t know how gifs work oops
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Getting this gag from Simpsons vibes with Taskmaster as the sheep
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I truly believe that the focus on taking away the most basic joys of the world will be AI’s undoing, automated puzzle solving? People have been solving puzzles for thousands of years, for fun! It’s all very transparently bitter tech bros grievances with things they weren’t good at in high school
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Thank you!! Your congratulations truly mean a lot! I have no choice but to kick ass!
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US store link!
a.co/d/hBEqTcv
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Australian store link!
amzn.asia/d/827p7DB
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Those are tactical bandages, he’s preparing for MGSV, how else is he meant to get a high camo index in a hospital?
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I like those odds, I’m in
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The worst part is that you have to unsleeve your opponents deck too otherwise you just can’t shuffle it right smh
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Been super into Two Point Museum so it’s been super cool to see you get so into it on podquistion, streams, and now a full video about how good it is, a real gem of a game that deserves all the attention
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When they announced this season was only about half the game I had a hope they’d leave all the Abby stuff for Season 3 but I guess that’s too hard logistically
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Stopping a crime while committing a crime 10/10 accuracy, I think I went to high school with those blokes
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Do it! Give in to the Tanimura gremlin that sits on your shoulder, hand out biblical Tanimura photocards saying “have you heard of your new lord and saviour?”
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A gathering for the ages, I hope this cements you as one of the main arbiters of RGG fan content and therefore you can inflict Tanimura on everyone
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That’s basically my only complaint for the 25th anniversary ones is that so far they’re only in two colours! Surely it can’t be that hard to offer all the characters, I want my boy Izzy’s purple mess of a digivice!
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Being reunitef with the digivice I had as a kid but new and improved is such a strong temptation but instead I got the Godzilla one, so clearly someone else has to give into the temptation
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Really amped for Stygian and Clair Obscur, really looking forward to some weirder, lovecraftian games
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His performance in Trap really held that movie up though, even as it was collapsing in on itself in the second half
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Dexerto is out here trying to undo the good will made
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Follow for the razor sharp political commentary, stay for the game recommendations, question your decisions with the bad puns, continue to stay for a great person, this is the whole experience!
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Food collab technology is truly behind the times everywhere but Japan, a real shame
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The real tasks that were mastered was the friends and relationships we made along the way
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One concept I adore with Tasky is the existentialism of being nobody because you do nothing but copy people, having a skull mask to literally be faceless is so interesting, and I like the vulnerability of when he does show his face and expose that he’s just a normal dude
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That was my favourite part because they went to such lengths to talk about adamantium and the processed version Japan had and then didn’t end with a tease for Wolverine or Silver Samurai, very easy slam dunks the movie already set up, incredible stuff
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Ultimately it equals out, for every one game recommendation, there is an equal and opposite terrible pun, truly a balanced universe
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There is no rivalry that can top Taskmaster going “I can copy your every move” only for Moon Knight to shoot himself in the foot while Taskmaster nervously sweats
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To a degree Bong Joon-ho has managed it twice with Snowpiercer and Mickey 17, and with at least the former he accomplished it by lying which is a total power move, they wanted to cut the fish scene in Snowpiercer and he claimed his dad was a fisherman and it was to honour him