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fall back, spring forward. now slide to the left, now slide to the right

submitted 1 day ago • 516 comments

We need community now more than ever. Take some time to research a local group you might benefit from participating in. Maybe it's a local charity, a sports group, or volunteering with your local Democrats. This might mean stepping out of your comfort zone, but that might be just what we all need.

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

I think the backside of a grocery store is a good descriptor of sketchy area someone could use in a book.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

In the words of Scott Weiland, “All's I got is time, got no meanin', just a rhyme”

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The waste is 8 mill to Politico? Wait till you hear about the billions being paid to a…billionaire for a pet project??!!!???

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I do not understand why this terrorist is not arrested. If one more Senator says Congressional Investigation my head will explode.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Just because you have a free appetizer coupon does not mean it is required to order a free appetizer.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

The facts are, the ACA saved millions with pre-existing conditions and set standards for care. But now, more than a decade later, with what we now know, it’s time to take the insurance companies out of the mix. The subsidies they get are enormous. We don’t need them as middlemen.

submitted 53 days ago • 1511 comments

I have entered my Just Cut the Jeans to the Length I Need era.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Bibibop has $1.50 up charge for avocado. To whom in the Trump admin may I lodge my complaint?

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

“We told the truth. We obeyed the law. We kept the peace.” #PresidentCarter

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

*mumbles in old man* FREEDOM FRIES! GULF OF MAKING AMERICA ASSHOLES AGAIN!!! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Just found a block of cheese in the knife drawer in case anyone is wondering how my day is going.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

When you ask the boy to stop randomly yelling so he says, “there’s about to be a sudden outburst in 3…2…1”

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I’m actually fine with the price of eggs. Could someone make dog food and Lego sets cheaper?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Driving on the interstate in Indiana remains a bad decision.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t sleep on that Billy Squier Christmas song.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Two things following the CEO incident: 1. Let’s not forget about dental and vision. 2. There’s no way they don’t know who this person is…

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Rain is a bigger plot point in ER than necessary.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Thankful that no one threw the forks in the trash.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I weep for the avocados.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Hear me out: automatic everything in cars has made people bad drivers and we should only allow manual vehicles so people are actively participating in driving.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Thoughts on the Department of Efficiency:

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments