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@hbomberguy.bsky.social I’ve been watching your Bloodborne video and I was struck by your point about how Bloodborne taught people how to properly play Souls games. I went through something similar, but with a different combination of games.

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Renaming Elden Ring enemies: Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle

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“Welcome back to Top Chef: Kentucky. Chefs, for your Elimination Challenge, you will need to slaughter, clean, and prepare the horse you chose in the Quickfire Challenge to create a delicious amuse bouche. Tom, you have immunity from your Quickfire win so your horse is spared.”

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Great. Now Mark Whalberg AND Chris Pratt are trying to get me to pray on YouTube. Not sure which is worse. Speaking of, I should rewatch Boogie Nights this weekend.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

In the Harry Potter Universe, are there Silicone Valley magicbros? Like a dude who’s way into whatever the wizarding version of crypto is.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

What kind of foods do you serve at a post-Gom Jabbar Pain Box Challege afterparty? Do you have to prepare for both good and less good outcomes or can you just fudge it and go for single celebration of life like a unisex baby shower or something?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Is that Skrillex?

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New word: Bejazzercized

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Why does Dom spike the drink they give to Robert Fischer, anyway? The flight attendant is obviously in on it. Just let her crush the Benadryl into his drink.

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Trump: I AM A KING! NYT: Trump displays a "fondness for regal themes"

submitted 50 days ago • 384 comments

Thanks to @roelkonijn.bsky.social I now know that if I ever find myself in a siege warfare situation, the first thing I’m doing is digging as many goddamn ditches as I can.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Terrible Business Plan: FuckBnB - The app for arranging orgies. And it’s sister business - DiscountPlasticSheeting dot com

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve been lazily working my through a rewatch of Black Mirror, mainly on my phone, because I don’t care. I’m 2/3 through season four and the best episode so far remains “San Junipero,” followed closely by “USS Callister.”

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The best way to increase the efficiency of government agencies is competition, not budget cuts. The Center for Disease Control should have to compete with a Center For Making Diseases Worse

submitted 60 days ago • 71 comments

Interstellar but the old people talking heads parts changed to where they use Gen Z slang like skibbity toilets or rizz or whatever.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

From Software makes inscrutable games. It’s their thing. I remember when playing through Sekiro I was struck by how little the game made sense and how it didn’t even bother to pretend to hold your hand. Figure it out, n00b

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Finished listening to the audiobook of Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters as read by Indira Varma. Utterly delightful. She does a wonderful job. I highly recommend checking it out.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Some pics from the Moon Hooch/Too Many Zooz show at White Oak last night. Dude brought out a metal contrabass clarinet, which I’ve never seen in person.

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Prediction: Tonight, in celebration, Pete Hegseth will get so drunk that he whips his dick out in public. This act will be filmed widely distributed. And then Fox News gets to take another bite of this shit sandwich and try to explain that yes, this is fine and good and normal and patriotic too.

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I’ve never spent a huge amount of time on microblogging sites. Just seemed kind of dumb to me. So I never had an X, the Everything App (formerly known as Twitter). So basically I don’t know what I’m doing. Here’s some music.

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