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Support my friend who doing the AIDS/LifeCycle! He means the world to me and spreading awareness and his support would be a great help!

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I'm gonna be the cutest serial killer this weekend 🔪💕

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Someone on Twitter asked what people did before google maps. I delivered Chinese food for years with a giant grid map on the wall and you’d find the street on the list, the quadrant it was in, memorize the streets to get to their road and we’d do 3-4 deliveries in a run and just memorize all of it

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"Twitter/X is so toxic and trash now" Meanwhile my timeline:

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Any problem you have, odds are some exiled Chinese bureaucrat wrote a poem about it 3,000 years ago

submitted 89 days ago • 60 comments

resident evil? no thanks. where is resident kind

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'Tariff' goes back to the thriving world of medieval Mediterranean trade. Ottoman Turkish traders used taʿrife to mean custom rates, but also price lists in general. They got it from Persian, which in turn borrowed Arabic taʿrīf, meaning any general announcement #linguistics

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

am still waiting for this app to come up with something iconic like QUEEN NEVER CRY baby or solo polyamorous hijabi amputee

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

wait i think i bought the wrong mario party

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just big and greedy

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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

submitted 90 days ago • 205 comments

MSN Messenger

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This is a huge part of why Twitter had become such a miserable, hollowed out husk. Consider the breadth of accounts people might follow that regularly post links to their own work, news websites, journalists, YouTubers, twitch streamers, game devs, musicians, artists; a huge cross section throttled

submitted 90 days ago • 28 comments

I declare it’s Mushroom Monday! A thread 🧵 It seems to have been a pretty good fungi season in Wiltshire this year. Here’s a thread of all my autumn shroom and fungi finds! 🍁🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍁 #mushrooms #fungi #nature

submitted 90 days ago • 7 comments

Bluesky reminds me of Classic Twitter in that I get little to no engagement while watching famous people post "Hi!" and get 8K likes

submitted 91 days ago • 3 comments

“I hope you’re happy” “I hope you’re happy now”

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This obsession is unhealthy. Our horizons are fine. Also social media, for most, is not a job. It is not school. It is socializing. And it’s fine to say “I don’t want to hang out with Nazis, homophobes, transphobes etc in my free time.”

submitted 93 days ago • 207 comments

Bollullos Par del Condado in Huelva, Spain today...🌊👀 Via: LorenaCder on x

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Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.

submitted 90 days ago • 653 comments

this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism

submitted 91 days ago • 944 comments

November 19th is: #WorldToiletDay. 🚽🏺 Roman latrine in form of a chariot, marble 2nd-3rd century CE, Baths of Caracalla, Rome. 🤝 Training potty in form of a racing car plastic, 21st century CE.

submitted 96 days ago • 9 comments

This and a blunt 😩

submitted 95 days ago • 52 comments

If anyone needs me, I’ll be scrambling my brain in the Ancient Mysteries section

submitted 92 days ago • 122 comments

When I make a mistake and don’t die instantly I’m like. Ok. I won’t learn anything from this

submitted 297 days ago • 13 comments

of all the weird obsessions of the Very Online, Ea-Nasir is my favorite I think it is because we recognize, in a man who kept a room full of complaint tablets in his own house, the spirit of a true poster - this is a man who would have worn his social media blocks as a badge of honor

submitted 92 days ago • 32 comments

the supremes walking in london with the temptations trailing behind them, 1965

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Others have noted it but I will too: The big reason Bluesky is so hot right now is that the people who add value to social media - the frequent posters in specific fields - are here now, talking to each other and creating the "spectator value" that draws users and attention.

submitted 92 days ago • 935 comments

Can anyone guess what these 4 people have in common? Hint: one of them is a war criminal suspected of ordering mass k1ll1ngs

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Flood warning sirens sounding in Todmorden in the Upper Calder Valley in Calderdale, UK 🚨👀

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bluesky is cool and all but it's still missing the ability to schedule posts for 9/11

submitted 93 days ago • 37 comments

me checking twitter

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Feel my wrath or my love or whatever

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

Nobody, absolutely no one. Waterbug:

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Brazilian BBQ is great cause hot dudes bring me meat on a stick which should happen all the time

submitted 93 days ago • 11 comments

the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. now is the time of “server error: wait one moment please”

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you know what? *caramelizes you*

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Shoutout to the hexagonal honey jar design team. Nature never fails.

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DuckDuckGo Has Fallen

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I think this goes under the heading of "all societies get high." arstechnica.com/science/2024...

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