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clean cat

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dirty dog

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

the demographic information scruff has should be available to the public

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

My Gen-X dentist has satellite radio playing softly in the office and when down with the sickness came on the hygienist did the oh, ah, ah, ah, ah part under her breath.

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cnn what the FUCK are you doing

submitted 33 days ago • 66 comments

why gollum kinda eat eusexua tea

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

We’re on the escalator. It’s a Ferris wheel babe. Oh.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

i’m a very nice man. for real. i’m nice. i like being nice. i like helping strangers and making them feel like there is good in the world. but if you. god help me. cut in line.

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Kurt Cobain made me gay

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

we need to celebrate fingering

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

my face is really starting to look busted as i approach 40

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

i love to touch stuff. as i was boarding my plane just now i touched the surface of the plane. felt its smoothness. and the exit door. i touched some buttons. i just be touching stuff.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

those little leather crowns are out for 2025

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

i cast a spell and the entire beef dip-attending population bursts into tears for one minute and fifteen seconds. it becomes the defining moment of the week. three couples end up getting married. the year after everyone makes jokes like “aww don’t cry.” they sell shirts that say CRYBEAR-BY.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

i went out to a dance party last night one of those things where every guy is shirtless and i decided to just leave my clothes on and focus on my friends and on dancing. i actually had a great time.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

eusexua

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Turkey friends.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

not to be that guy but i miss my husband so bad he’s taking care of our neighbors’ turkeys

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

can’t eat right or work out all week

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last thing i thought before i went to sleep was “god bill clinton looks like the crypt keeper” and woke up *positively obsessed* with this idea that if you kiss the actual crypt keeper you’d have to go lovecraft-style insane right? there’s no way you’d just smooch that guy and walk away unscathed

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Himbos are OUT in 2025. We are hot and thinking about things deeply and critically.

submitted 38 days ago • 16 comments

@pandershirts.com is it just me or is the makeup especially on the men in season one of The Leftovers really bad

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

i’m really like animated. i’m very cartoon character coded in my mannerisms and manner of speaking. (i’m sure that will all come as a huge surprise) and every now and again i’ll say something while we’re watching TV like “ooOoOoOOOPSIE got her ass!” in a real demonic voice. but then….

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Building confidence is like learning to love an ugly baby.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

when a girl feels good you’ll KNOW

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ok but why is she giving katya

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

Where I’m taking you on our date.

submitted 39 days ago • 20 comments

my friends in chicago hated when i used to show up to hang in public wearing a disguise. somehow it always invited chaos. once while i was with some friends at the j crew store while they were shopping the manager thought that i not only worked there but was on the clock and started reprimanding me.

submitted 39 days ago • 5 comments

i’m gonna get back into making and wearing disguises

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments