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sierrachazlynn.bsky.social
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Imagine getting sub tweeted on bluesky

Ppl would rather be hella weird than go to therapy

Someone I love so much is hurting so badly, especially today, and I can't even be there for them. and despite the betrayal I'm still SO SAD for them and wish I could.

I stg my exes can literally sense when I'm vulnerable

Told my sister my life is so crazy rn it's lowkey like a Tyler Perry movie she said nah a it's hallmark one bc im white 😭 lmfaoo

I asked chat gpt for advice and I'm trippinnnn that's the most solid advice I've ever gotten 😭

Need a T shirt with Arthur Morgan on it saying FTP (fuck the pinkertons) 🔥

It's weird how there's always parallels on last names of guests like if a "White" is checking in, a "Black" is checking in. One day we had a Kirby and a Yoshi. Today is Weiner and Dong 🤭

My 5th grade boyfriends' mom just added me on facebook... WHY 💀 Maybe bc I was knocking on her door every damn day lmfaoo she fs remembers me 🤭

Yesterday a guest was like "you shoulda talked politics at thanksgiving so you don't have to buy anyone Christmas presents" lmfaooo im like you are so wise bitch omg

Still 🔥

No literally like they so desperately want to make it about something else to prevent the people from rising up against all this classist

The culture wars, the race wars, the gender wars...all smoke screens for the war they don't want you to fight. The class wars.

When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.

If a man calls you a bitch that means you stuck up for yourself 👏

I ordered that Dubai chocolate and it just got here. do iiiii try it immediately or tonight when I get home when after munchies hit and been thinking about it all day 🤔 Probably the latter bc I'm an instant gratification hater

In middle school someone from a private number called my friend with the song "don't mess with my man" so ever since then (were 31 now) whenever the song comes on we private call each other and let the song play. Now we're gonna see Nivea live in April LMFAO I love it

It's really funny that Nikolai Tesla, who's electricity methods are objectively superior to Edison's, AND believed it should be free for everyone ON EARTH, has the most greedy man to exist, Elon musk, using his name for his shitty cars 😭

Can we please get a red dead redemption show like the last of us level quality 🙏

What time do we have the alien invasion today? Sitting on the stoop with my spend the night bag readss to go

🚨 OITNB SPOILER ALERT 🚨 My sister's watching OITNB for the first time and why did I respond like it was someone we knew or that I didn't already know this lmfao. Still hurts 😭 in fact I stopped watching bc of this episode

My bf was outta town for 10 days then came and brought me these 😭

My sister was in prison for 5 years and they had lasagna soup that she still gags over but we made the TT version a few weeks ago and her son LOVES it and asks for it all the time so shes forced to make it lmaoo she sent a pic of lasagna soup saying "I'm in hell" 💀

Not responding for 2 months then sending an iMessage game >

"I'd rather have the healed version of me than the fairytale version of us" hardest quote of 2024

When I get on Twitter I literally cringe at the hate and propaganda I see on there. Like if you're familiar with the water molecule experiment it has all my water molecules in my body crumpled and uggo instead of beautifully snow flaked. Bluesky isn't as entertaining yet I need good ppl to follow

Red dead redemption 3 and you play as Gavin

Made a power move today and selected a row in a section that only has 3 seats so no one else can try to come to the concert w us. Just the 3 best friends ONLY 😤 🤭

Got a stand up show in January, got a concert in April. Mhmmm setting up my 2025 nice so far

Someone needs to do a druski type sketch about mf's who do too much around certain friends of theres bc that's exactly what he did the other night 😂

These Black Friday prices aren't even trampling the elderly worthy

Me: he's getting me a car 😳 Sister: damn! You better make sure he puts the title in your name Me: no I want him to control me Sister: 😳😳 Lmfaooo but no fr you get me a car that's insanee wtf ima be in the kitchen for him like

My Arthur is just... 🫦

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” -Plato

*on the phone w best friend while she's at the store* Me: I don't care, im gonna say it. I wanna fuck this video game character, NOW. Bestie: allllright let me go ahead and take you off speaker 💀💀💀

I know they're saying they belong to god but I can't help but read it like the Larry cat memes on TikTok

Please be specific when telling me what you want from the store bc if you tell me just "oatmeal" you're getting the one with dinosaur eggs

Asking for tips in a drive through is crazy fr 🤣 absolutely not

That gas station banana will save you

Smoking weed blasting the *NSYNC holiday album and decorating my Christmas tree. The vibe of the world is not OK but the vibe in my living room is poppin

My rose toy waiting for me in the after life