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It lost me when the brain surgery did nothing. Either shut it down before it cuts into his headmeats, or have the courage to give us half a movie of a lobotomized Daniel Craig making out with ferns and shooting random bystanders because he can’t recognize faces.

“Resurrect them?!?!? You fool! Then they could just be killed again!”

“All your sorceries and hell trinkets, and my boys still got away.” Favourite line of the year so far.

In honor of Pride month, I suggested a film called “Siege” aka “Self-Defense” and it’s being featured this weekend. It’s not happy movie at all, and despite being 40+ years old, it captures the realities the lgbt+ folk face every day. I look forward to watching with ya’ll this weekend. #frightclub

Predator: Killer of Killers is everything this franchise needs to do. Pitting the warriors of different cultures against the ultimate killing machine? Check. Deeper lore and exploration of the hunters? Check.

Me: I couldn’t POSSIBLY be more excited for Alien: Earth! *decides to pause the trailer and look closer Me: I was wrong.

You forget… TIME ZONES! It’s ALWAYS dipshit-o’clock SOMEWHERE on this planet.

Sudden urge to rewatch ‘The Relic’.

It’s for the sake of the CONCEPT of ‘fuck’, for fuck’s sake.

Fraud: Telling people you can get to Mars when you’re not capable of replicating technology developed in the 1960’s. Waste: Expending vast amounts of money and materiel, then having it explode due to point one above. Abuse: Using your unearned reputation for efficiency to fire half the government.