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Who's going to play Gonzo

It would be nice to see this get the same sensational coverage as the arts council bashing did

I am this close to ordering a French taco

In Buffy they said something like "hey man it's not cool to make plans and then bail without letting us know" and the other character said "oh sorry you're right" and I'm like.......could my horror conversation on Saturday not have gone like this

I've only just now realised in season 5 that we're supposed to recognise Buffy's house from the façade

I spend years wondering but also not looking up what "ending a sentence with a preposition" meant (see also splitting infinitives) but since learning, takes up 50% of my brain at all times

Arbeitsamt employee: still no dependants? Me: only my-- Arbeitsamt employee: Frau Somers we've already told you that your dog does not count as a financial dependant

I think we should all have to wear glasses that make everything a specific colour like in the wizard of Oz (book)

Interviewer: so outside of work what are your hobbies? Me: drinking wine and yelling at the TV with my mouth full of pringles Interviewer: nice me too have you seen scandal

Hard to tell if my depression is worse today or if it's just combined with this new illness and now I'm exhausted as well as being sad

People I want jobs from keep congratulating me on my impressive CV 🥲

I think I like Ariana Grande so much because we're both horny-anxious

Does anyone know why I feel so ill

I am once again asking you for a lobotomy

In good news wore a keffiyeh around my neighbourhood today without getting verbally assaulted by elderly cdu voters

I have been so stressed lately that now my skin is bad again and ALSO somehow woke up sick this morning after a night of sleeping badly bc I can't breathe properly so I guess I have that to look forward to again ugh ugh ugh fml

Celebrating my first wwdc without my weird ex by not watching the keynote

“You have been asleep since November,” said Frog. “Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”

Israel aggressively acting with complete impunity towards the Madleen in international waters - this is what the lack of consequence from world powers in response to their actions in Gaza has shown them. Hope the crew will be released safely but awful news to wake up to. They were so, so close.

So uh… Greta Thunberg is a prisoner of the IDF after they illegally raided her ship carrying aid in international waters?

#Madleen "Currently under assault in international waters. Quadcopters are surrounding the ship, spraying it with a white paint-like substance. Communications are jammed & disturbing sounds are being played over the radio. Drones are right beside them at this moment" @gazafreedomflotilla (5mins ago)

Pam Bondi sounds like a character from Baywatch

I'M BRUNO AND EVERYONE ALWAYS ASSUMES THE WORST

All I want is to be the grandmother in encanto

Wait I did it I'm high and watching encanto

I'm so bored of men being emotionally stunted freaks

Welcome to the Volkshochschule this is my course titled "How to communicate like normal adults"

Karl said that my type is "hobbit" and I don't know what that means really

Can you all please remind me to stop dating crazy men next time I dare to poke my head out of my lair

Trying to figure out if I'm a horrible person or if a man is gaslighting me

You ever find out your friends are like the most incredible people, but with you they're like "hey I drink wine and wear sweatpants"