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This is the way.

Bookish friends are great because you can be all "read this, it will absolutely crush your soul and tear your beating heart into a million little pieces and you will literally never recover from it" and they'll be like omg yaaaasssss

yea you're good

Tulips are in full bloom all across Boston. ❤️

*crab-walked

😬😅

This is too wholesome

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast

This is the most Chicago editors note ever

This is reassuring: Pope Leo XIV oversaw Vatican office that handled Bishop Richard Stika's removal www.knoxnews.com/story/news/l...

Honestly, the tweets are impeccable today. My goodness.

This is Jumbo. She just got her very first bath. Doggy paddle officially activated. 12/10

It’s not impossible that the pope has read one of your tweets, and perhaps even enjoyed a sensible chuckle over it.

AND ALSO WITH YOUSE

the body and blood of christ

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

ketchup on a hot dog now a “deadly sin”

feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him

This is The Last Supper now.

Somebody somewhere Needs an endless field of flowers Tonight

Check out this article from Knoxville News: Knox County DA fires prosecutor over posts praising Nazis, advocating killing migrants www.knoxnews.com/story/news/l...

Zoom in.

No matter how bad you imagine smallpox was, it was worse than that.

Animal Fact: did you know that hippos don’t have a true fight or flight response? Scientifically, they rely more on a “I wish you would” type of vibe.

Breaking: The conclave to pick the next Pope is scheduled to begin May 7. On the delay a Vatican spokesperson noted: “We couldn’t sequester them before the running of the Kentucky Derby, the Cardinals love to play the ponies.”

I need this to be true.

Kind, decent, and compassionate, Pope Francis was badly out of step with contemporary western culture.

www.reddit.com/r/Virginia/s...

“It’s fun being Gen X. We get to be superior to everyone and no one cares about us.” — Clive

#BushtitoftheDay Female Bushtit checking me out. #birds #nature 🌿

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

the way i would be the smuggest little wench in the world if i got to hit send on this push alert

I’m ridiculously happy about this.

Owl is an unamused 🪶🦉

The flaming dumpster fire in me sees the flaming dumpster fire in you.