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Expired Benadryl and some Claritin have me feeling like:

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Me: it's nice no longer being sick. What a treat. Seasonal Allergies:

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Hrm ... Ehhh listen it was a short month, lots was going on, a lot of sickness was passing through the house, etc

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Wouldst Thou Like To Live {{ with green diarrhea }}? - me ordering a shamrock shake from McDonald's

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As is the tradition, I listened to all of the Metal nominees for this year's Junos and... <shrug emoji>. Anciients would be something I might listen to again but even then, I'd probably rather Wolves in the Throne Room or Blackbraid instead.

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I'm not pointing fingers but I think we're all to blame that I'm only hearing Svalbard for the first time today. Actually y'all are a little more to blame than me.

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I feel like playing Molly House and understanding how to play Molly House are mutually exclusive things.

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During my lunch I bought some new shoes and the cashier was almost despondant over how big my feet were as he wrung me up. "Size 13 ... It's too big. It's all ... To big."

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they're calling it the most normal and unsuspicious press release ever

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"Your outie never misses Wheel."

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Fucking Purolator never fails to disappoint. "Receiver unavailable"? While I was sitting in my living room? With my phone beside me?

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Looks like I bought a looooot of comics back in the day...

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This is a _really_ good idea if you were big into Comixology before Amazon bought & shut them down AND also collected comics during the Marvel Now era (which let you redeem a free digital copy on Comixology).

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This is the first time I have laughed in over a week

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

Missing a whole day to being extremely ill means I can catch up on all the horrible events that I slept through.

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I'm late to the party but Severance is very stressful to watch as a person who's worked in an office for over half their life.

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It's pretty indicative of the world right now that I'm thinking of setting up an RSS reader to filter news content.

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Not to get all Mandela-effect but why can't I find jelly filled donuts at Tim Hortons anymore?

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You'd think I'd know by now to set the filter to 'Size 13' when looking at shoes to avoid heartache but HERE WE ARE.

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I'd like to thank the team who inserted their collective genitals into what was supposed to be a simple project and turned it into a massive headache for me.

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My favorite sign in all of Vancouver. It's too bad the inside has seen better days but I've got a lot of childhood fondness for the brand.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

What a weird promotional tie-in. Does this represent the anxiety someone with lactose sensitivities would feel eating this?

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I swam for an hour yesterday and then swam again today for 45 minutes. I don't have limbs so much as human sized meat noodles.

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My partner and I have some beef with the first 2 episodes of Yellowjackets. BEEF.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes you stumble on something pretty hilarious especially when you think it's something else (e.g. productivity-related). github.com/stashapp/stash

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Me, at my first first guitar lesson (and trying to 'practice' now). youtu.be/vZDjWLwqAPY?...

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Cool new future with my new work laptop; if you use 2 Bluetooth devices simultaneously and one of them happens to be headphones the audio skips and stutters horribly. It looks like this is a known and longstanding issue. Good job Apple.

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Release this in Diet, you cowards!

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The pool at the gym is going to be closed for 2 weeks. Looking forward to my physical transition to a top shelf alpha male.

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Office lunch today was a chorizo taco salad but it was 85% meat, 10% salsa and remainder a random assortment of ... Something? I dunno the meat turned anything not-meat into grease sponge. Anyhow, RIP to my arteries.

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Hey, how's your day going? I just tried to put my task glasses on top of my reading glasses in case you're wondering how 'with it' I am.

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Maybe it's seeing the A42 logo but my stress levels were through the roof watching this trailer. youtu.be/cmSPwZIZu6Y?...

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