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PILLS?! (he/him) My job is Tall. Vancouver, BC
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These seasonal allergies are really impeding my plans for keeping up my workout routine.

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Expired Benadryl and some Claritin have me feeling like:

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Me: it's nice no longer being sick. What a treat. Seasonal Allergies:

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hrm ... Ehhh listen it was a short month, lots was going on, a lot of sickness was passing through the house, etc

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wouldst Thou Like To Live {{ with green diarrhea }}? - me ordering a shamrock shake from McDonald's

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

As is the tradition, I listened to all of the Metal nominees for this year's Junos and... <shrug emoji>. Anciients would be something I might listen to again but even then, I'd probably rather Wolves in the Throne Room or Blackbraid instead.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not pointing fingers but I think we're all to blame that I'm only hearing Svalbard for the first time today. Actually y'all are a little more to blame than me.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like playing Molly House and understanding how to play Molly House are mutually exclusive things.

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During my lunch I bought some new shoes and the cashier was almost despondant over how big my feet were as he wrung me up. "Size 13 ... It's too big. It's all ... To big."

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

they're calling it the most normal and unsuspicious press release ever

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

"Your outie never misses Wheel."

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Fucking Purolator never fails to disappoint. "Receiver unavailable"? While I was sitting in my living room? With my phone beside me?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Looks like I bought a looooot of comics back in the day...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This is a _really_ good idea if you were big into Comixology before Amazon bought & shut them down AND also collected comics during the Marvel Now era (which let you redeem a free digital copy on Comixology).

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This is the first time I have laughed in over a week

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

Missing a whole day to being extremely ill means I can catch up on all the horrible events that I slept through.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I'm late to the party but Severance is very stressful to watch as a person who's worked in an office for over half their life.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It's pretty indicative of the world right now that I'm thinking of setting up an RSS reader to filter news content.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Not to get all Mandela-effect but why can't I find jelly filled donuts at Tim Hortons anymore?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

You'd think I'd know by now to set the filter to 'Size 13' when looking at shoes to avoid heartache but HERE WE ARE.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I'd like to thank the team who inserted their collective genitals into what was supposed to be a simple project and turned it into a massive headache for me.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite sign in all of Vancouver. It's too bad the inside has seen better days but I've got a lot of childhood fondness for the brand.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

What a weird promotional tie-in. Does this represent the anxiety someone with lactose sensitivities would feel eating this?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I swam for an hour yesterday and then swam again today for 45 minutes. I don't have limbs so much as human sized meat noodles.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

My partner and I have some beef with the first 2 episodes of Yellowjackets. BEEF.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes you stumble on something pretty hilarious especially when you think it's something else (e.g. productivity-related). github.com/stashapp/stash

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Me, at my first first guitar lesson (and trying to 'practice' now). youtu.be/vZDjWLwqAPY?...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Cool new future with my new work laptop; if you use 2 Bluetooth devices simultaneously and one of them happens to be headphones the audio skips and stutters horribly. It looks like this is a known and longstanding issue. Good job Apple.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Release this in Diet, you cowards!

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment