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Secret shark and turkey enthusiast. Boston-based. He/him. I don't post very much - I'm currently content with resharing things that make me laugh/think - but this too shall pass, I'm sure
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i have a migraine -italian farmer

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hi, are you doomscrolling? You should order your free Covid-19 tests while the federal program still exists: special.usps.com/testkits

submitted 9 days ago • 37 comments

Are news anchors secretly insulting you? Moron this story at 11

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When you think of roses on #ValentinesDay remember workers like Maria who work long hard hours growing the rose bushes that provide these beautiful blooms. Maria works at Star Roses under a UFW contract that provides great benefits. Thanks & Happy Valentine's Day Maria #WeFeedYou

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🚨BREAKING: In a trio of rulings, North Carolina state court REJECTS Republican effort to overturn the results of the 2024 state Supreme Court election by throwing out 60,000 lawful ballots. A big victory for voting rights and democracy! www.democracydocket.com/cases/north-...

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That worked

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In case it's needed

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The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...

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Daily bunny no.2845 should go on strike

submitted 34 days ago • 20 comments

Here's the extension:

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

Sending joy, hope and positivity to the world!

submitted 39 days ago • 44 comments

“Nice poker face. You just cost me $200

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for every 50 likes i’ll put angela lansbury in a movie she wasn’t in.

submitted 45 days ago • 100 comments

This might the funniest video ever made

submitted 87 days ago • 45 comments

RAVEN: who is that ME: that’s sophia RAVEN: hi phia

submitted 48 days ago • 3 comments

The Beastie Boys’ ‘So What’cha Want’ -by The Muppets

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Meet Dorchester's Maya Smith, the associate head of school at Fenway High School in Mission Hill, who has been named Assistant Principal of the Year by the Massachusetts School Administrators’ Association. "I love what I do," she tells The Reporter. www.dotnews.com/2024/i-love-...

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If The Fonz started a church we could all be Ayythiests

submitted 59 days ago • 23 comments

The author of this piece, @geauxgabrielle.bsky.social, said the governor was so upset he contacted Essence to try to get it pulled offline. That's how you know it's a must read.

submitted 59 days ago • 238 comments

Here's my quick hot take on all 79 pages of the opinion. Yes, I read it so you don't have to 😎 open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

submitted 60 days ago • 99 comments

A few potential words of the day: Joblijock: a disturber of domestic peace (small children, cantankerous uncles, etc). Yule-hole: the furthest notch in your belt that you need to resort to at Christmas. Confelicity: joy in other people’s happiness. Merry Christmas.

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Everybody we're very pleased to invite you to a music streaming party to fundraise for our friend @m8amad.bsky.social to help him with survival & evacuating Gaza. All $10 tickets are donations to his campaign. It's January 4 at 8:00pm. Great music from @amateurcrastinator.com & Architect of Truth!

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Amidst the flood of bad news in global conservation, there are inspiring success stories that shine through, reminding us that hope is not lost. 🌍✨🌐🧪 #ConservationSuccess #HopeForNature #optimism bbc.com/future/artic...

submitted 68 days ago • 14 comments

911: what is your emergency ME: i need a hug 911: hold please

submitted 69 days ago • 9 comments

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years me: punching a goose in it’s mouth interviewer: you know actually we’ve already filled the position me: *clenches fist* was it a goose

submitted 74 days ago • 8 comments

Anyone who needs a musical timeline cleanse, Bomba Estéreo on the NPR show Tiny Desk Concerts is one of my all time favorite performances. #BombaEstéreo

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My column from Monday. Alabama subjected three men to torturous deaths by nitrogen gas this year. But state officials and at least one federal judge want to pretend that witnesses didn’t actually see what they saw in the execution chamber.

submitted 76 days ago • 5 comments

Without meaningful Trust & Safety, this community won't last. Please sign 👇

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