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Coffee, cheese and snacks in East London.
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Brick Lane

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El gato fatto

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Late Night in the Studio

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Ouch. 😳😳😳

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Not the photo I’d have used.

submitted 172 days ago • 29 comments

"They're eating the pets!"

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

TAYLOR SWIFT ENDORSEMENT

submitted 180 days ago • 33 comments

I wanted to marry my English tutor when she got out of jail. But apparently, you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.

submitted 182 days ago • 23 comments

We do need higher bills. But not to make an appallingly run company "financeable and investable". Let them go bust, impose a large haircut on bondholders, and use bill payers money for sewers not dividends/bond repayments. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

submitted 193 days ago • 34 comments

Brick Lane

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The National Gallery in London is renovating its Sainsbury Wing and they’ve just found a secret letter from one of the original donors, sunk into a concrete column, saying that he hates the columns and is glad they’re being demolished. 10/10 unhinged rich man behaviour, no notes

submitted 195 days ago • 111 comments

Starmer on Downing St location for his speech: “This is a garden and a building once used for lockdown parties…this garden and this building is now back in your service.”

submitted 195 days ago • 2 comments

The Wizard of Oz is 85 And in 1998, Rick Polito wrote the greatest one line description of a movie ever for a listing on TCM.

submitted 196 days ago • 18 comments

TFW u are told u have in fact been fed before in your life

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In 1947 10yr old Richard Allen of San Francisco spent a week at the movies and will forever be my hero.

submitted 230 days ago • 46 comments

Labour’s parliamentary party. “Thousands of ‘em.”

submitted 244 days ago • 4 comments

Reform.

submitted 250 days ago • 45 comments

I loved this and wanted to create a little comic for it. This is how I imagined the exchange going. I hope you like it @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com ☺️

submitted 622 days ago • 106 comments

people find it so hard to believe that stormtroopers from Star Wars have terrible aim probably because bad equipment it's 2024 on earth and we have two of the most valuable companies in the history of the world: one of them is making airplanes that crash, the other makes trucks that can't get wet

submitted 258 days ago • 53 comments

*beatboxing sounds*

submitted 283 days ago • 20 comments

Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily? Join a union. https://t.co/yiq1jamHIT

submitted 291 days ago • 21 comments

Late night studio session

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I haven’t seen anyone post Steve Albini’s beautiful, heartfelt post about how he and his family spent every Christmas. I am sure that it will continue in his memory, hopefully long after we’re all gone. www.huffpost.com/entry/why-i-...

submitted 305 days ago • 3 comments

Remember when we all had to teach our parents how to use the Internet? Yeah, we should not have done that

submitted 306 days ago • 4 comments

Good morning! Rise and shine campers! It turns out the Conservatives are completely fucked iandunt.substack.com/p/elections-...

submitted 311 days ago • 14 comments

Chris Mason: Reform UK Party Ltd are "doing well". As in matching their opinion poll ratings. #r4today

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POEM there are dogs in polling stations, or sitting outside, waiting for their democratic right to exercise #dogsatpollingstations

submitted 312 days ago • 7 comments

One time I bought a Bluetooth meat thermometer for $30 so I could smoke a brisket. Later the company that made it went out of business and when I went to make brisket again, the meat thermometer didn’t work because the app didn’t exist anymore and I was pissed. Now imagine if it were an $80,000 car

submitted 312 days ago • 26 comments

How it's going

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UK voters - don't forget that you'll need photo ID to vote today! Acceptable forms of ID are detailed here: www.gov.uk/how-to-vote/... #LocalElections2024 #MayoralElection2024

submitted 312 days ago • 4 comments

For all my Trekkie friends out there. 😂

submitted 313 days ago • 5 comments

How the overseas owners of the UK's water companies make a fortune by polluting our rivers. This week's column: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

submitted 318 days ago • 2 comments

Happy 460th birthday to William Shakespeare! #literature #shakespeare

submitted 321 days ago • 18 comments

#proofofcat

submitted 369 days ago • 0 comments

something something metaphor about man v nature

submitted 370 days ago • 1 comment

The ghost girl from THE RING having to explain what a videotape is to older ghosts and also having to explain what a videotape is to younger ghosts.

submitted 380 days ago • 24 comments

As a 13-year-old girl I was the biggest Lord of the Rings geek, so I treated her to the Doors of Durin today 🤓 According to local legend, these Cotswolds church doors inspired Tolkien’s artwork 🧝‍♀️ (St Edward’s church, Stow on the Wold)

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How the legal system made it easy for the Post Office to destroy the lives of the sub-postmasters and sub-postmistresses And how the legal system then made it hard for them to obtain justice At the Law and Policy blog - already with excellent comments davidallengreen.com/2024/01/how-...

submitted 422 days ago • 14 comments

This, from the best of Jeremy Banx’s cartoons in the FT this year, made me laugh. on.ft.com/4aBrpkk

submitted 438 days ago • 2 comments

Good morning, and let us remember the worst fate that can befall a woman is to be an unmarried librarian.

submitted 444 days ago • 9 comments

how I also feel about a baguette

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Like all sensible people, I have strong feelings about the correct place for the comma in 'God rest ye merry, gentlemen'. And every year at the old place I used to tweet about this important topic. But now such exertions are redundant, by reason of this fine video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxfx...

submitted 446 days ago • 9 comments

Eight years ago we were helping my mum set up her TV. It asked the sort of question that stays with you.

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