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So we’re all on this now?!
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Sometimes I make things.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Robots.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Valentine’s Day. Remember you need to prove your relationship with grand gestures because nothing says love more than gross consumption and trinkets to purchase affection from your partner.

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This is a harsh lesson for the people of the United States and the world. Never forget that fanatics and the easily manipulated will show up in numbers. Take heed of this #canada when our federal election comes. #america #trump #unitedstates #election

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Getting tired of these people.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

I dunno who runs Bluesky but if they end up being a Nazi too then I’m outta ideas.

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

If you name your kid Elon, you get what you get.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Happy new year?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

My stupid brain is being stupid again.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

How much eggnog and bourbon is too much? Asking for a hangover.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Playing empty bars as a comic can be tons of fun and reminds me of the old days. There are still shows where you get 15 people in a 100 seater and tonight was one of those but I’m doing this show with my friends and the audience is great and this is a fucking wonderful night to be a comedian.

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Am I sitting in front of the fire watching Stewart Lee, drinking really nice tequila with lime slurpee in it because I have no limes but I just finished a super fun gig running this new hour in the frozen North? Yes. Yes I am.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Luigi Mangione is the Christmas Ghost here to scare the shit out of greedy fucks so they change their ways.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I think we can all agree that during the time of the hit Luigi Magione was with everyone doing something completely unrelated to assassinating a CEO.

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#vancouver is changing.

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

The facts, they burn!

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

This is an impression of Old Billy Red Tits.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Music is ageless. Performers not so much.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Do, ray, meme. #hiphop

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

I know my place.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Been here for a little while now and I've finally started unpacking. Hard to get settled after a move but I definitely like the neighbours and the landlord here more compared to my x place.

submitted 131 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Friday.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I watch very little TV because there are almost no programs featuring the struggles and life lessons of a half human half snail family as they try to navigate the post apocalyptic landscape of 2087 Philadelphia. Like, get on it Hollywood.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

I made this because sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words screamed at someone who may be finally starting to figure out they're being lied to and manipulated so that rich people can have more shiny shit.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Just imagine how big the Spirit Halloween they’ll put where America was will be.

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It’s not called a tweet or thread. Can we call what we do here a Blute?

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

The hypocrisy.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

All I get as payment is some warm hard candy and the occasional piece of old jewelry. #tysonvspaul

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Usually does. #standupcomedy

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that nobody calls #joerogan “Joe Jitsu” bothers me more than it should.

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The frogs voted for the boiling water. #america

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Just found out Trump is over on Redsky.

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Oh cool. Another place to post clips and hope people give a shit. The internet is a slot machine. #standup #standupcomedy

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Alright. I’ll be on Bluesky.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

I have too many different social media things and I feel like a senile dude who can’t remember what all the rooms in his house are for.

submitted 592 days ago • 0 comments

Is Elon on here yet?

submitted 594 days ago • 2 comments