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I did play Fortnite but only for two weeks

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

The General commercial with the “dmvip” and Shaq says “wait til you see the the driving test.” What ABOUT the driving test? It’s just a car driving through some cones. What is the message I’m supposed to get from that? Am I dense?

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Last night we saw @pattonoswalt.bsky.social at the Comedy Attic in Bloomington. Incredible, incredible show

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

My daughter (4) is writing random letter combinations on a sheet of paper and asking what word it is. Anything stand out to you?

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Did you want a show where Spider-Man just lays around and has a chill time every episode

submitted 98 days ago • 51 comments

Thank goodness for the American Medical Association. Here is their YouTube page. Please share far and wide. Right now bird flu is spreading throughout our country and most people have no clue. Please stay updated and bookmark this page for your health and well-being. www.youtube.com/@americanmed...

submitted 105 days ago • 509 comments

Kids valentines have gotten better

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.

submitted 106 days ago • 85 comments

“Our sports team is rolling out new alternate uniforms and putting them immediately on sale in our merch shop. This is in no way a transparent attempt to squeeze every possible dollar and cent out of our fan base.”

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

The more times Tom Brady calls Mahomes just “Patrick” the more irritating it becomes.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

You might want to read the lyrics of rock me like a hurricane before using it in a commercial for women’s sports

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

If the bowl was really that super, you wouldn’t need to hype it up so much

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Everything is just the dumbest! Not you, though, you’re cool.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Very satisfying to finally put stain on Elsie’s jewelry box. I made a lot of mistakes on the way to this point

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

I love when facebookers post things like “in order to understand me you have to understand sarcasm.” Okay, Aunt Junie, I guess only everyone can understand you and your special uniqueness.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Home Depot in New Albany had not enough room for all the kids wanting to do the workshop yesterday so we got the kit and brought it home

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

More work in progress: hand carving a letter opener from basswood

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

More work in progress: my brother in law found three Louisville Sluggers under a house in need of restoration

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Work in Progress: Poplar stove cover

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

My cat just woke up, meowed at me —the annoyed meow—and then went back to sleep.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Yall CBS just showed a graphic for March Madness and the final graphic said March Madness, coming in March

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Someone on LinkedIn asked me where I’m “located,” I can see that in the message preview on this unread DM from 2023

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

We have a dog. Her name is Max. When we first got Max we thought she was a boy. When we took her to the vet for the first time we found out she’s not. “Great!” we thought, “we don’t have to change her name.” So her name is Max and it’s not short for anything. Her name is just Max.

submitted 386 days ago • 1 comment

Seems all the Meta stuff is down. So hey Bluesky

submitted 450 days ago • 0 comments

“If he has to deal with the consequences, he’ll have to deal with the consequences!”

submitted 534 days ago • 0 comments

It is my 40th Christmas this year. And in all those prior ones I never once watched Miracle on 34th Street OR It’s a Wonderful Life. Miracle On 34th Street is fine It’s a Wonderful Life made me cry

submitted 535 days ago • 0 comments

Reminder that if you are giving someone socks or underwear for Christmas, they need to see it’s still in the packaging when they open the gift.

submitted 539 days ago • 0 comments

How did Jim Beam unlock his distillery? W/ his key Thank you.

submitted 552 days ago • 0 comments

I considered becoming a marine biologist studying mollusks, but I couldn’t bear the thought of someone saying “the oyster is your world,” so…

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