Did you want a show where Spider-Man just lays around and has a chill time every episode - ThreadSky

pftompkins.bsky.social • 94 days ago

Did you want a show where Spider-Man just lays around and has a chill time every episode

Reposted from Beau Baxter Rosser

Hey @pftompkins.bsky.social I’m watching Spider-Man and your character is kind of a butthole.

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lonelyrollingstars.bsky.social•93 days ago

Experience Peter Parker’s harrowing trip to the bank in “What Craven Miscreants are the Bank Tellers!”

jammaj.bsky.social•94 days ago

Gummy-Man.

8bit.rip•94 days ago

What if he also plays Beyblades? You might have something....

p0lkageist.bsky.social•93 days ago

Actually yes. Would spiderman be a good dude to blaze it with? I think he'd be a little extra at first but once he mellows he'd have great factoids and doesn't have to get off the couch to reach snacks *thwip*

willwaukee.bsky.social•93 days ago

Paranoia + spidey sense = a baaaaad trip!

p0lkageist.bsky.social•93 days ago

Or, be super empathetic and instantly vibe. Hard to say until he smokes up, weed affects everyone a little different

willwaukee.bsky.social•93 days ago

Peter Parker smokes Indica, Spider-Man blazes Sativa. In this essay...

cliffm85.bsky.social•93 days ago

Played by Nicolas Cage.

russet-burbank.bsky.social•94 days ago

I bet that guy is always turning on the dark

simonmckim.bsky.social•93 days ago

years ago at work on our break the supervisor was talking about a Matt Damon movie, and he said something like “it was weird he’s usually not like that.”

cheriepriest.com•94 days ago

maybe Beau should go write some fanfic that’s purely to his own taste if he’s gonna be a big dork about it

badamn.bsky.social•94 days ago

Seems to be a lucrative market...

ohlookrain.bsky.social•94 days ago

That sounds great ngl

atomikrin.bsky.social•94 days ago

tbh, Parker kinda deserves it at this point.

88corbs.bsky.social•94 days ago

I think about this alot. Between the dead family, being poor, getting thrown through walls all of the time and the dead girlfriends, why can’t he just get 6 months on a beach with Medical Care, a therapist and a yoga instructor.

starksscraps.bsky.social•94 days ago

Feel like the guy kinda deserves it after this long

clowtisms.bsky.social•92 days ago

I would like that

jordanb239.bsky.social•94 days ago

I'm here for spider man but he decides to not be a superhero

lobsterwitkowsky.bsky.social•94 days ago

i'd give it a try

ontopic.bsky.social•94 days ago

… kind of

dreedful.bsky.social•94 days ago

And thank you for reminding me the new episodes are out

doomscroll.bsky.social•94 days ago

Actually…

mliparota.bsky.social•94 days ago

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, Who Is Just, Like, Totally Chilled Out and Vibing Right Now

salbcrumb.bsky.social•94 days ago

Maybe one episode where he just chills with Zach Cherry

spaniels.bsky.social•94 days ago

YES

ary.bsky.social•94 days ago

In place of this one? No way.

In addition to it? Absolutely!

makingsensepod.bsky.social•93 days ago

OH GOD. I smiled wide to see 5-6 people say "well--yeah?" By the time it grew into the dozens I was cackling hysterically.

Honestly the best ab workout I've had in awhile.

And the UNsaid part of the collective "well--yeah?" is: We all love basically everything you do exactly how you do it.

kabukistar.bsky.social•94 days ago

Kind of, yeah.

carlzoilus.bsky.social•94 days ago

Right now? Honestly yes.

peterswimm.com•94 days ago

Besides it's canon that Peter Parker is a douche magnet

faustmn.bsky.social•94 days ago

Come on, Paul. Why did you choose to make your character act that way?

therealbk.bsky.social•94 days ago

Haven’t the superheroes suffered enough Paul

igasu.bsky.social•94 days ago

Maybe it's the fault of all the movies? But Spider-Man has always been kind of a d bag. Especially when it comes to dunking on his villains mid uppercut. It's always one of the funniest and enduring things about the character. Even though I'm never the biggest Spider-Man fan.

violence.gay•93 days ago

this would kinda rule? peter is a nice boy, that kid just can’t catch a break

baekjesmile.bsky.social•94 days ago

I thought it was about a guy I know from the old neighborhood, Mortie Spiderman. Good guy.

paleodan.bsky.social•94 days ago

I have great joy that you are in both Spider-Man and Invincible airing right now. I didn’t notice that scientist was you until you got extra villainous in episode 9.

brandonthornburg.bsky.social•94 days ago

Well now that you say it

hexagonalcrank.bsky.social•94 days ago

Mister F. Tompkins has always been a bad egg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvjL6ALcaiY

hokrll.bsky.social•93 days ago

With great power comes chill vibes.

digitaldilettante.bsky.social•93 days ago

What if instead of discovering g spider powers, he sits in his room an quietly discovers the love of his lord and savior Jesus Christ? Peter Padre, if you will.

willwaukee.bsky.social•93 days ago

What if he discovered the Force instead? Peter Padawan.

theartlife.bsky.social•93 days ago

These ideas are dependent on being bitten by a radioactive Jesus or radioactive midichlorians, and I just don't know if the world is ready.

puntspeedchunk1988.bsky.social•93 days ago

What if he discovered new information about the corona of the sun. Peter Parker Solar Probe.

adamphilpott.bsky.social•93 days ago

What if he got a job as a restaurant valet? Peter Parker, if you will.

knitcoop.com•94 days ago

God, I hate that we have to fight, so I’ll concede.

slowsand.bsky.social•94 days ago

My least favorite part of any media is when one character has a conflict with another.

hedorozone.bsky.social•94 days ago

Yes!! I haven’t seen the show, but extraordinary people doing ordinary things is the best! I love when like, the crew of the Enterprise is playing space tennis or some shit like that

leomayberry.bsky.social•93 days ago

With no personal context for this, I thought maybe your character was like Lizard Man or the Rhino, but just an ambulatory Butthole; the results of a mad proctologist's experiment gone wrong.

famousmortimer.bsky.social•94 days ago

yes

pauliecoconuts.bsky.social•94 days ago

This series takes Spider-Man not being woke literally

eskargo.bsky.social•93 days ago

I like a chill time.

sassdroid.bsky.social•94 days ago

Is Spider-Man and chill a thing?

rlgrey.bsky.social•93 days ago

Miles and Gwen have it for a little bit in the second "Spider-Verse" movie. Sp there's that.

eddief419.bsky.social•93 days ago

I’m pretty sure this is the plot of that pre k spider pals show. You should get cast in that as a character that just fucks everything up

nosirrahwehttam.bsky.social•94 days ago

"With Great Power Comes Great Chill Time" is the phrase, I do believe.

davecaches.bsky.social•94 days ago

Interesting. Tell me more.

doubleharold.bsky.social•93 days ago

If there were an episode of a Spider-Man show where he and Black Cat played badminton against Daredevil and Elektra, and they get increasingly acrobatic and do trick shots and stuff, and nobody is worrying about making rent or fighting organised crime, that might be fun, lol.