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been feeling sluggish and I realized I hadn’t listened to the Bear Necessities in a while

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Gastroenterologist: OK we are ready for Pagliacci, is Pagliacci here? Pagliacci: Butt doctor, I am Pagliacci

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Pen exploded in my pocket last night and made my AirPods case extra unique

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Tried to use the metrocard machine with my debit card and the machine didn’t spit my card back out lmao

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Can somebody do a wellness check on Drake? I just need to confirm that he's not doing well. I need to know he's suffering.

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Everyday I get closer to God’s light, and I can sense that he is running from me

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He’s back

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everyday I take 300 vitamins and I can feel the psychic damage it does to my enemies

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(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

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Elon Musk has a dozen children and still wants more. He is a true pedophile.

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punching my fridge hoping it gives me something to eat

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

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Apple TV’s rewind having automatic subtitles for the rewinded period is such a brilliant UI

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👀 "If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." -- AUSA Hagan Scotten, SDNY.

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depression hummus

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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

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well well well it appears I have been fired

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everyone's gangster til dracula's castle reappears

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I’ll tell you one thing, Brittany mahomes is spitting on a limo driver tonight

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since Eagles won and Kendrick played, then that makes KC Drake

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The crowd when he finally gave em Not Like Us

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KDOT IN THE SPOT

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this is what Philly fans are for consequence.net/2025/02/tayl...

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They’re gonna be fucking the liberty bell tonight

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PICK 6 BAYBEEEE

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Country Roads continues to educate millions of people around the world about the existence of West Virginia

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nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

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This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

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This profile has been scrubbed from the site. Rose Ferreira grew up without reliable electricity, immigrated to NY, then survived homelessness and cancer on her way to NASA. She was so moved by images from the Webb telescope she wept. This is what’s at stake web.archive.org/web/20231206...

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One of my favorite things about TikTok is finding people who are insane, like this guy who calls himself The Chinese Zodiac Killer, and attempts to prove his psychic powers by buying lottery tickets lmao

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Dispatch? Performing outside on the Summer Stage? It’s more likely than you think

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been feeling sluggish and I realized I hadn’t listened to the Bear Necessities in a while

Gastroenterologist: OK we are ready for Pagliacci, is Pagliacci here? Pagliacci: Butt doctor, I am Pagliacci

Pen exploded in my pocket last night and made my AirPods case extra unique

Tried to use the metrocard machine with my debit card and the machine didn’t spit my card back out lmao

Can somebody do a wellness check on Drake? I just need to confirm that he's not doing well. I need to know he's suffering.

Everyday I get closer to God’s light, and I can sense that he is running from me

He’s back

everyday I take 300 vitamins and I can feel the psychic damage it does to my enemies

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

Elon Musk has a dozen children and still wants more. He is a true pedophile.

punching my fridge hoping it gives me something to eat

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Apple TV’s rewind having automatic subtitles for the rewinded period is such a brilliant UI

👀 "If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." -- AUSA Hagan Scotten, SDNY.

depression hummus

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

well well well it appears I have been fired

everyone's gangster til dracula's castle reappears

I’ll tell you one thing, Brittany mahomes is spitting on a limo driver tonight

since Eagles won and Kendrick played, then that makes KC Drake

The crowd when he finally gave em Not Like Us

KDOT IN THE SPOT

this is what Philly fans are for consequence.net/2025/02/tayl...

They’re gonna be fucking the liberty bell tonight

PICK 6 BAYBEEEE

Country Roads continues to educate millions of people around the world about the existence of West Virginia

nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

This profile has been scrubbed from the site. Rose Ferreira grew up without reliable electricity, immigrated to NY, then survived homelessness and cancer on her way to NASA. She was so moved by images from the Webb telescope she wept. This is what’s at stake web.archive.org/web/20231206...

One of my favorite things about TikTok is finding people who are insane, like this guy who calls himself The Chinese Zodiac Killer, and attempts to prove his psychic powers by buying lottery tickets lmao

Dispatch? Performing outside on the Summer Stage? It’s more likely than you think

starting a thread of NPC names I invented that made my D&D party so mad they yelled at me

watching Jackie Chan movies with my dad

Devils Advocate is just a fancy term for Being Fuckin' Annoying

watching rear window with my wheeled walker

told the surgeons put on some Bossa nova while I’m under

in the surgical unit of the hospital playing Balatro

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