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monkey see, monkey do. new jersey
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sad regretful hours, goblin style

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Go Knicks

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

submitted 16 days ago • 147 comments

One of the few clips I have to watch in full every time it’s posted. A Pavlovian response

submitted 17 days ago • 44 comments

I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶

submitted 21 days ago • 826 comments

Frog came into the house. “Toad,” said Frog, “your pants and jacket are lying on the floor.” “Tomorrow,” said Toad from under the covers. “Your kitchen sink is filled with dirty dishes,” said Frog. “Tomorrow,” said Toad.

submitted 23 days ago • 10 comments

knicks roller coaster

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Lyft driver was watching ISIS beheading videos and had a second phone with GPS

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

First ep of The Rehearsal already a tough watch

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

mowing the lawn, picking up sticks, etc

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

someone on this train is eating garlic bread

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

haters in my fantasy league saying they know more than me despite me winning again and again

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

going to be saying "it's called sports!" like this for a long time

submitted 47 days ago • 17 comments

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr. Met!

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

it’s weird that we’re staring down the second unprecedented economic catastrophe in five years and instead of a novel coronavirus that will go on to kill millions of people this one is just “no one was willing to tell him no”

submitted 48 days ago • 231 comments

There is only one man who can offer us guidance right now

submitted 48 days ago • 9 comments

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

submitted 49 days ago • 206 comments

The New York Mets: A 2025 Thread

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Popped a biryani I’m sweating

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Dog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports theonion.com/dog-lov...

submitted 51 days ago • 15 comments

Beat every deck on every difficulty! I still want to 100% the game, I'm having a really great time and I think I know my game a lot better now. I also think all this time playing has killed any negative emotions I had toward it after all the stress from launch.

submitted 52 days ago • 66 comments

Pete Alonso you beautiful soul

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

first time she’s ever campaigned in Wisconsin

submitted 54 days ago • 8 comments

..Skyler, I AM the monster. A guy in his lab beholds an eerie sight, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who does the mash.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I’m issuing greetings to Dominican women

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I got the new iPhone so I can play marvel snap even better

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I’m looking at the ham in the mirror I’m asking you to change the glaze

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Dancing in front of a pet is the best vibe ever

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Severance finale is a banger

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Bad door at my friends house

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism. From Around the Horn:

submitted 66 days ago • 771 comments

Do you think snakes think legs are dumb

submitted 67 days ago • 357 comments

Mets announcers complaining about the delay between seasons of Severance

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

did 1 street mile in 18min, first time since surgery last month 🚶‍♂️‍➡️

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments