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Here’s how to fix this. Just call the show “why are Canadians so pissed off at us, at NPR, at NYT, and anyone else who thinks it’s a fun thought experiment to annex our country?” Then let Canadians call in and tell you why they’re mad. And make the Americans listen. Don’t ever say “51st state.”

1. Monday - fell apart 2. Tuesday - broke my heart 3. Wednesday - same 4. Thursday - didn't even start 5. Friday - I'm in love

SCOOP: Documents show the extent to which UCalgary administration was influenced by pro-Israel framing of the Palestine solidarity movement leading up to its short-lived encampment. open.substack.com/pub/theorcha...

We're very fair to Canada. But they're not fair to us. We invite them. Come and play in Boston. Beautiful city. Boston, Muskachusetts. The perfect city really. But Canada. Very unfair. We give them two goals. Very fair. But Canada takes more goals. Not very fair, right? Goal tariffs. It's happening.

No we ain't going anywhere. But if they need some players to help get them back on their feet after tackling Team Canada we might be willing to help. Maybe.

Did the US just become the 11th province of Canada? Someone should ask Premier Trump.

Savage Trump own from Justin Trudeau after Canada beat the US in the Four Nations Face-Off final. Everything Trump Touches Dies. Bravo, Canada! 🇨🇦

Nailed it

@gatorgum.bsky.social, FTW 😊🇨🇦

Donald Trump made us all cheer for Marchand.

I hope Premier Trump and America's mayors had fun in D.C. tonight. He's gonna love first ministers' conferences.

Nothing against McDavid but Binnington was the real MVP tonight.

New from me in the Globe: It makes no sense to renegotiate the USMCA with a country that can’t be trusted to follow it and isn’t following it right now. Canada should not renegotiate the USMCA and should consider withdrawing from this dead-letter agreement. www.theglobeandmail.com/business/com...

Ruh-roh, can’t blame AHS here. 👇 #ResignSmith #ResignLagrange

Can we also keep in mind that while Zelenskyy like Churchill 1940-45 postponed elections, Trump in peacetime tried to overturn by violence an election he lost - and has since pardoned all the co-conspirators in his attempted coup?

These barely-sentient people who believe deranged stuff like “we should make Canada the 51st state so they can vote for us” must be purged from the Democrat party.

Speaking of attacks on press freedom, they’re not just happening in Alberta. yvesengler.com/2025/02/18/i...

Who knew it would #Canada vs Russia in the final of the #4NationsFaceoff ? #canpoli

Canada has its own "Tech Bros" who are aligning with the Conservative Party. They want a freer reign and like Zuckerberg, Bezos and Musk they see the right as the most easy to make use of and align with #Canada #BigTech #PierrePoilievre thelogic.co/news/the-big...

Yes yes yes!!!!’

#TheFutureIsElectric

That our biggest newspaper chain is foreign owned was probably never a good idea. But as we face an erratic US president it becomes more urgent to ask: If Postmedia needed to choose between what’s good for its American owners and what’s good for Canada, what would they choose? How would we know?

@uvichumanities.bsky.social Hello my son has applied for Undeclared Humanities for this fall. Will he be able to take classes from the Interdisciplinary Minors of “Film Studies” and “Technology and Society” in his first year?

the republican party showed more resistance to a moderate democrat who happened to be black than the democratic party has shown to the full dismantling of the federal government in service of a fascist take over.

If the allegations surrounding the UCP and AHS are true, it means they had a vested interest in not hiring surgeons in the public health care system. Hiring surgeons and expanding capacity in the public system would be competition, taking money and cases from the private CSFs.

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.

They…know the name Americano comes from making fun of Americans, right? Huge own-goal here.

Asking again out of serious curiosity. If tariffs are a bad idea for the country imposing them … how can a reasonable counter be counter-tariffs? Help me understand. #canada

“The AHS board, after Ms. Mentzelopoulos provided an update on her investigation in December, recommended that she take her findings to the RCMP, the letter alleges. The government dismissed the board Jan. 31.”

Interesting to see how quickly American foreign policy pivoted from "Get clean drinking water for children without hope" to "Do ethnic cleansing for condos with Mediterranean views."

Was Devin Dreeshen wearing his favourite hat again? #ableg #abpoli

🇪🇺🇵🇸 BREAKING: Brussels Parliament adopts resolution to recognise the genocide in Gaza and calls for sanctions against Israel 👏👏👏👏👏

if the president’s lackeys can functionally seize control of treasury funds and dismantle a congressionally-created agency without consequence, it’s not that it’s a constitutional crisis as much as it means the constitution is vapor.

It's not a demolition site it's a mass grave. It's not a demolition site it's a crime scene. It's not a demolition site its a homeland. It's not a demolition site it's Palestine. It's not a demolition site it's a genocide.

#AI ? I can’t even avoid getting an alert from #AppleTV about the close game I’m already watching on AppleTV

i don’t even know if crime is the right word for the illegal destruction of USAID. it is an autocratic power grab and a direct attack on the sovereignty of the american people

aaaand now it all makes sense

The fossil fuel industry will try to tell you that this crisis is a good reason to expand their infrastructure. It is not. We need to expect that they will always use every opportunity they can to advocate for more enrichment of their pockets. We must reject that. There is a better way.

Looks like the peasants are revolting …

Canada’s Fentanyl Czar, guarding the border

Elbows up. #strongasfuck #Donaldpokedthepolarbear

With support from The Chawkers Foundation, The Walrus is launching six regional bureaus to tell Canada’s local stories. Read more about how we’re stepping in to bring news into focus, not just regionally, but from coast to coast to coast: thewalrus.ca/the-walrus-launc...

Forget - WAYNE GRETSKY PRODUCTS 🚫 W.G. Estates Winery & Distillery in Niagara on the Lake. 🚫Whiskey Bar Patio 🚫Studio 99 in Edmonton RIP, The Great One. 👿 #buycanadian 🇨🇦