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This is America. The only way you get to be King is to have been Elvis, and Elvis has left the building.

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This administration is what you’d get if Occam’s razor was Schrodinger’s cat. Ignorance? Malice? Who can tell?

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. @hillarymonahan.bsky.social every time I visit @peculiarityshop.bsky.social, I buy something. Because how can I not? 😁

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In true "monkey see, monkey do" behavior, one of the chimps just posted a treatise about all the ways that Hamlet is a piece of crap.

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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

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Humanity will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last techbro.

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There’s a woman dancing at this bus stop. Intricate steps - she’s put effort into this. It’s 18° F (7.7° C) and clearly she’s having more fun than I am.

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It’s incredible to me that all these billionaires could have just invested a tithe of their vast fortunes into making a “good enough” system where they would be enriched forever and barely anyone would notice and instead they went full Biff Tannen.

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The taco truck is open for breakfast. I wish I had a little more time this morning!

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rhyming cataclysm & astigmatism in this rap cuz my world view is clear but it's making everything else a blur

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All right, no more Schitt’s Creek around the cats. Butterscotch is insistent about getting me to bed on time, and I swear tonight he was channeling David Rose.

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Someone filled my pantry with ingredients again. I’m hungry. That doesn’t mean I want to assemble food.

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What sorcery is this? Do I feel lucky?

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Not only is it an undeniable fact that a watch pot never boils, but neither does the pot you forgot to turn on because you got distracted and cleaned half the kitchen instead.

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Don't cheat the system. That's embarrassing. Just use your voice to text for Christ's sake and help our blind friends.

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My grandpa had a whole game around his warehouse membership. He’d buy a whole watermelon and call his kids: “I have a whole watermelon and it’s too big, you’ll have to take it.” He’d get a bit of watermelon, and still got to feed his kids, all grandparents themselves. And they cut the watermelon.

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I will say again: The destruction of the CFPB—an agency that has brought in $20 billion over a little more than a decade despite having an annual budget that's less than what DOD has spent so far today—is the clearest sign none of this has anything to do with saving taxpayers money.

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I have surgery soon, and am imagining six stoned weeks on the sofa, watching cheesy 80s TV. Mr. Belvedere isn’t available anywhere. Damn it. Ooh, but I can buy all 4 seasons of Alf! And stream all 4 seasons of Dinosaurs! We weren’t allowed to watch either because the children were impertinent.

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So it turns out that anthropomorphizing my possessions is not helping me clean this apartment. “If I were a hair scrunchie, where would I *want* to live?” This is why we can’t have nice things. The scrunchies still don’t have a home and I’ve gotten no further at uncluttering this mess.

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Who else is just realized they’re gonna spend the rest of their afternoon watching the cats on the spinny chair on repeat?

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Just because you’re not a Christian doesn’t mean you don’t need to eat a sandwich and take a nap. I need to start a collection of the unhinged things I *didn’t* say to strangers on Al Gore’s internet. I may need to have the last word, but it doesn’t mean I have to have the last word AT them.

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Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

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This shit doesn’t happen in France and I’ll tell you why: the rich went too far once and they cut all their heads off and now, when those in power fuck workers over, the French stop working. Don’t forget your real power Americans. They don’t let you have unions for a reason.

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