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I am happy to say my mom is still alive and will be turning 69 (nice) on Thursday

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Just to clarify, my mom isn’t completely insane. At that point, her 3rd or 4th dic told her she wouldn’t live to see my brother and I in high school. She wanted to go out on her own terms and she also really wanted to know how the toadstool tasted

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Just realized, in real time, that maybe telling people that my brother and I almost watched our mom die because she ate toadstools isn’t the funny story we thought it was 😕😕😕

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Sometimes I accidentally remember sentences my therapist used to say to me that kind of fucked me up. Today’s memory sentence was “You aren’t antisocial. You’re just used to doing things yourself. Which makes you strong, but that isn’t necessarily a good thing.”

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For the last 2hrs, I’ve had 1 line from NSP stuck in my head: “this is my hell and I cannot escape” Thank you Danny.

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I need a cheeseburger for continued survival

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I am a mature man

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Gotta love when your body doesn’t warn you that you’re having a vampire blood drive until it’s too late

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In my old age, you gotta appreciate the small things, like bringing in all of the groceries in one trip

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Ok, we need a new James Bond AND a new Archbishop of Canterbury, and pretty soon it'll be time for another new Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. We need to economise. They should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.

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Why haven't I been tasked with spending the night in a haunted house even ONCE in my adult life. The movies I watched growing up seemed to suggest this would be more of a thing. I wouldn't even have to be offered an inheritance or large sum of money from an eccentric millionaire to do it

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Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

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I am playing with virtual bankruptcy

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I am hungy but do not want to move 😭😭😭

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Does anyone know if there was a crash on I 65 by exit 130 today?

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I don’t know if anybody’s taking southbound I 65 (north of Indy) today, but you might wanna add at least 15-20 minutes because of the traffic. It’s not standstill but I have been doing 4mph for the last 10 minutes.

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Today in game development: I remembered Order of Operations. 🙃

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fuck it im just going to self publish a short story collection this year. tired of asking for things

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We are nearing a precipice.

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Spotify played Euphoria while I was driving home last night and with all the hubbub around the Super Bowl I’d forgotten that Not Like Us is nowhere close to the meanest thing Kendrick has done to Drake lol

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if you do this please include your address so i can send bees to your house

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Sister Micheal Derry Girls S2 E4: The Curse

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🎼 On the 45th day of New Year’s, my New Year’s gave to me 1 overheated engine 🎶🎵

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Ichiro Suzuki plans to do more than just be inducted into the Hall of Fame this July. He also intends to donate his entire personal collection to the museum in Cooperstown, New York.

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Harmacist Nik is loooooong and looks tired. Valid

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Drove a nail through my hand, so I’m literally bleeding for my love. Happy Valentine’s Day 💛

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THIS IS A PSA: TAKE YOUR MEDS! THEY ARE GOOD FOR YOU! THEY ARE MADE TO HELP YOU! In other news: guess who forgot to take their meds today?

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I HAVE DEPRESSION!!!! WHERE IS MY DRAGON?!?!?! IVE GONE THROUGH 3 DIFFERENT MEDS!!! I WANT MY ANTI-DEPRESSION DRAGON!!!!!!!!

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Actually, my first question is if one high dragon can cure depression, why aren’t there high dragons in all media to derail depression altogether?

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The first major question being why do I remember this show so well if there’s only one episode??????????

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Turns out the 20min ep is the only ep that ever aired. Where is the rest of it? I never said you could finish? Where is my high dragon? I have so many questions? Can my soul be ripped out of my body? What happens if you don’t return to your body? What if I just refuse to leave Hanna Lee? TELL ME

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Hey, if anybody worked on Puff the Magic Dragon s1 ep1, can you tell me why the last line is “Where is your fancy stuff”

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Puff the magic Dragon: casually breaks the fourth wall Me, two bottles of wine deep: where the fuck is the mirror you see yourself in?

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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! AND WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON?! I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWW

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Parents: “my son is talking again?!” Jackie: “Where is my dragon? What have you done with him? If he does not return in the next .5 seconds, I will have your souls in my hands. I know how it’s done. It lives in your left ear.”

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Beginning of show: casually ripped soul from person to put in paper Ending of show: casually ripped soul from person to put in body

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“I’ll never leave you Puff” = normal people is boring and I will not return to the world world. I accept death as my newfound beginning. Hanna Lee is my new home and you cannot rip it from my cold, dead claws

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“And not have to knee dragons anymore. Unless absolutely necessary” as a person who loves to play dnd, what is this mean? Am I just too gay to have a normal relationship with life? Do non-cis straight people need dragons to exist? Where is my high dragon and why is my bed not turning into a boat?

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I’m sorry, this is only ep1? Why does Jackie paper have to grow up?

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I’m sorry is this how the chicken noodle soup corporation became such an intrinsic part of the sick community?

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I took a brief intermission to call my parents, and they both remember letting me watch the show, but not of their own volition

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The land of Hanna Lee Had the sniffles, so the child gets on his bed-boat and goes home by himself to try and reenter his not quite dead body? All alone?

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Idk if anybody from the Puff the Magic Dragon show is actually on here, but if you are, can you tell me whether or not you were on drugs and if not, why did you make the show as if you were?

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“Bow down low/ get on your kneeses/ you are now on the isle/ of the living sneezes” WTF SHOW DID MY PARENTS NOT I ONLY INTRODUCE ME TO BUT LET ME WATCH TO THE POINT WHERE 2 DECADES LATER I REMEMBER THE THEME SONG ALMOST VERBATIM (do keep in mind that this show came out in 1978 and I was born 1998)

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Kid watches death of 5 minute friend, the dragon, just to save a star he has known for .5 seconds. Depression slowly creeps back in. Will the bed remain a boat? Who knows

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“The clouds are jealous of the stars” this is used as an explanation to [insert kiddos name (Jamie?)]. This is definitely we culture right here.

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Telling a pirate, his baking ain’t shit = death

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