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10 years ago, Amsterdamn happened #RHOBH

nickel boys was robbed !

earthquake !

good 🤧

if you’re on the fence about getting a cat, this is your sign. get the cat. life is nasty, brutish, & short. live it with a cat. it’s so much better.

living with white people is crazy … like we’re just sitting here listening to ed sheeran having a martini

almost engaged in loser behavior 🫣

i miss holding hands with my girlfriend everywhere i go 😔

One of the most disrespectful things a cat can do is when you say pspsps and his ears go back a bit but he doesn't turn to look at you. Like leaving you on read.

i love below deck down under so much !!!

idc if it's crazy I miss crystal #rhobh

IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIME

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! 🫶🏽 #Blacksky

cat burns ? heyyyyyy

Ok Ashely Darby you did your big one here, I can’t even hate 😂 #rhop

I'm sorry to the artists of the world, but this is actually cinema #rhoslc

Spring Breakers (2013) is a CRIMINALLY underrated film

i always marry harvey in stardew valley

had the perfect night (sat at the bar while secretly hitting the weed pen, eating french fries, and yapped)

switching is an art form that too many are afraid to practice

need my twitter crush to migrate over here now that im single again !!

big day for me: texting my nudes guy from the past 4 years after my 6 month relationship ended

look at my handsome boy simon 😭

having a “siamese” cat is the best

my breakup has been so miserably sad no one can be like ugh we hate her bc it’s just sad like everyone is so sad

one of them days was hilarious… i laughed out loud

i want my girlfriend back so badly… like so so badly ! hoping she just needs some time and we can be together again

need tyra banks on #thetraitorsUS

THIS IS WHY I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS SITUATION HAS BEEN TRIGGERING!! the covid ptsd and this fire anxiety !! is this what climate change is going to feel like?? anxiety through the roof? scrambling for information??

need this to be preserved on here

need the rip tiktok compilations à la rip vine compilations

Southern Hospitality is giving me everything I want from the younger Bravo kiddies. We have a couple who everyone hates, gay drama, screeching in a place of business, shirtless men. #southernhospitality

Lisa Barlow uncensored is everything #RHOSLC

however she does have a deep desire to be liked that may prevent her ability to produce

hate to say it but Heather Gay would absolutely make a fantastic traitor on The Traitors #rhoslc

tit out, circle jerk accusations, flowers chucked across the table - oh she was madder than hell

obsessed with how meredith’s mind works

do i think whitney brought a new rumor to the table on purpose to hurt lisa and genuinely didn’t care about the purpose of the exercise? yes… but did it work to expose lisa? also yes ! #rhoslc