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singwithtaffy.bsky.social
omniversal lounge singer~aggressive gardener~ AnARcHy 101 https://www.youtube.com/c/@Anarchy101/mp https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pkqsfshqzked55ltius5i33p/feed/aaamyhokcni6u
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[elmo voice] I'm batman

submitted 42 days ago • 21 comments

Does this parcel contain anything liquid fragile, perishable, or potentially hazardous? Yes

submitted 90 days ago • 56 comments

If this existence thing is just a dream, I'd rate it 40% on Rotten Tomatoes: The plot goes in circles, the dialog's annoying as hell, the villains are just plain stupid and the wrong people are nude

submitted 92 days ago • 174 comments

@itsabbyyep.bsky.social merry birthdaaay, you sassy sweetheart!!

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

listing quantumness as my primary symptom. let them sort this shit out

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

Sorry I can’t, I’m busy falling thunderously with my armor clattering around me.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof: Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Snow Cannon Fun has been canceled due to... snow. God bless.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Pardon me ma’am, blade runner business

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I pulled myself up from my own bootstraps but turns out I was on a hockey rink and these fuckers on skates live to slam us idiots in boots into the wall

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

I'd rather be road tripping along extraterrestrial super highways. I guess this will have to do.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

surprising my enemies by loading their reactor fuel pellets with pop rocks

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Microwave safe? It doesn't seem like a sensible place to keep your valuables.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Subscribe for a chance to win access to the network of weird tunnels I've been secretly digging under the city

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

my favorite spa treatment is the one where i lie down in the forest and let the moss and mushrooms take me

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

Hell yeah I start every day singing that Ewok Yub Nub shit

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Tonight at 830 EST, join us and @singwithtaffy.bsky.social as we discuss more of the Shadow Rising, book four of #thewheeloftime. We're also going to discuss some of the trailer. Tom will be angry... See you soon, #wotskies! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckmz...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Typical Saturday night. Drank 3 diet root beers and crashed my Segway into a parked car

submitted 42 days ago • 19 comments

Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is

submitted 35 days ago • 29 comments

Sagittarius: The sharp pain in your chest is probably just indigestion, or a parasitic life form.

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

what is my deal? hmmm...let me consult the grey mass of wet noodles inside my skull

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I know a coat rack that has been pretending to be a man in poor light for years. Wonderful listener.

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

Fly optometrist: better 1 or 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I don't even enjoy killing anymore. It's just a job

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Coughing up blood on the bride. “Sorry, when you said, plus one, I thought you meant an xenomorphic parasite.”

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

submitted 85 days ago • 30 comments

I’m a people pleaser in that I wish people would please go away.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

i do got that dog in me (coyote with his head stuck in a home depot bucket)

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

submitted 594 days ago • 34 comments

My compliments are usually about fangs or talons.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

You've met me at a weird time in my life is something I can say to everyone I've ever met.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

In hindsight, Rock and Roll has made a poor foundation for this city

submitted 10 days ago • 28 comments

it’s crazy to me that the second most deadly mammal on earth is a hippo and the first most deadly is a hippo wearing a jean jacket

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

An apple a day keeps the doctor away unless you try to swallow one whole

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

RE starlight you sent 1500 years ago: sorry, just seeing this

submitted 543 days ago • 4 comments

My hands are not made of lazers. Feel free to examine them via high spectrum RF and infrared. Your primitive scan devices will show nothing.

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight at 830 EST, join us and @singwithtaffy.bsky.social as we cover more Shadow Rising, book four of #thewheeloftime! Lord Goldeneyes, anyone? Come hang out, #wotskies www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkrS...

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Face-hug's still a hug!

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Someone gave Rev. Dr. Ravenscrof one of those Pepperidge Farm coconut cakes and he forgot all about Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. That someone was me. I'm so sorry to all of you. It's my fault. Rev. Dr. Ravenscrof is a nice man. God bless?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

This is where I post from.

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

There's no such thing as night, that's just what happens when I get hungry and eat the sun

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

is the butthole in the room with us right now

submitted 12 days ago • 10 comments

Screaming. As a hobby.

submitted 46 days ago • 8 comments

A pez dispenser for wasps

submitted 12 days ago • 12 comments

only saying "what?" from now on and that's rhetorical

submitted 13 days ago • 23 comments

been reading about this guy called "god," have you guys heard about him? this dude mean af

submitted 13 days ago • 24 comments