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I’m the Main Character—And the Plot Thiccens SHE who is called HER. Soft where it matters, sharp where it counts. 🆓 🇵🇸🇿🇦🇨🇩🇭🇹🇸🇩🇵🇷 ———🗽♓️5’10”
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I’ve been told I ruin people for anyone else. Allegedly, I make it hard to go back to surface-level vibes, ‘cause I show up fully. Once someone’s had me, regular ol’ performative connection just don’t hit the same. No drama; just depth. And not everybody’s ready for that.

take her fine ass give her whatever she want

Don’t let her ask twice either

Ahh, nothing says summer like the sweet stench of sun-baked trash and hot sidewalk pee. NY we are so back!

If I’m called anything Big it better be Mama or Nani. That’s it!

IDK about this. If it’s orchestrated, it’s backfiring. Leftists already rank Tesla low, but now MAGAts are trashing it, too. Musk’s pissing off both ends so what’s the PR upside in alienating everyone? Trump’s rep is already in the gutter. This ain’t a brand rehab, it’s a bonfire.

I bet no one could do this with me 👀

I was asked what I do for work and when I replied, he responded “Gahdamn sounds lucrative”

They still on Twitter cuz they ain’t got the juice anywhere else.

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

Women be bigger nerds than men 95% of the time and yal be insulting the fuck out of their intelligence tryna quiz em. Cause she can prolly run circles around you about a lot of YOUR favorite shit with ya fragile ass ego. 😒

My coping mechanism for anxiety & stress is speaking in a Shakespearean Old English dialect. Like, “Today it’s gonna be hot, so I have to find something to wear,” which translates to: “Verily, the sun doth scorch the heavens this day, and lo… now must I seek raiment befitting such infernal blaze.”

@nattfigger.via.dog what happened now Xaethan??

They killing the coquis in Puerto Rico

ITS WOMEN NOT FEMALES 🫩🤬

💔💔💔

They were 33.

Ask yourself, were you gay enough today?

Wildfires across Canada are causing smoke to spread across North America, as far as Florida. A reminder that particulates in wildfire smoke can cause short- and long-term health issues. An excellent way to protect yourself is to wear a well-fitting mask like an N95.

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

Absolutely horrible. My heart breaks and is enraged at the same time.

America is the root of all evil. Liberty and justice… terms and conditions apply.

Juneteenth needs to have more fireworks

Hello!

Put him in a Guillermo Del Toro flick. #catsofBlueSky #catsofBlackSky #MaineCoon

3 day weekends should be the standard.

If you're having a huge reaction to white people getting harmed while having very little reaction to brown & Black people getting harmed for 19 months straight (and thousands of years before that)...I just want to remind you that we can see your posts and we're not stupid

PMS titties are so heavy—fuck a bra, I need a forklift 😫