sinmachine.is.severed.fyi
I’m the Main Character—And the Plot Thiccens
SHE who is called HER.
Soft where it matters, sharp where it counts.
🆓 🇵🇸🇿🇦🇨🇩🇭🇹🇸🇩🇵🇷 ———🗽♓️5’10”
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Then suffer sweetly, dearest, my beauty was always meant to wound.
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Some spells are meant to be suffered through. Consider this a divine affliction.✨
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Love it
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But the seasons will be shorter so idk. I feel like we are getting the short end of the stick here.
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Smh why niggas wanna be on the straight and narrow NOW?! Must need health insurance and benefits 🤣
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Get it, Barbieeeee!!!
Lemme drop my body off at your house real quick, I’ll pick it up in a few months 🤣
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Thank you, gorgeous✨
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It’s this at 23rd & Madison?
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Impressed, but never surprised. You always pull it off and leave it on the floor. ✨
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Fruit punch is the superior flavor!
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Hello gorgeous!
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Thank youuuu
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🥰🥰🥰
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Thank you, Braun!
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all those clothes and the man still can't dress
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Thank you for letting my face wander into your world like that✨ Truly honored 🖤📚 ✨
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Jesus
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That’s a dream fyp tbh. Especially at the labubus
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Liquor, seats, vibes, whatever music you like and bonus points if there’s a pet animal?! I’m SAT!
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I wanna know did that bottle come with financial literacy or just lights and sparklers? 🤣
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If I spent $1,200 on something that’s already filtered through her kidneys, I’d be crashing out like him, too 🤣
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Like… the form, the commitment, he’s eating the sole and asking for seconds 🤣
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She going for bottle girl of the year lol 😂
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ASAP
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Listen, if I paid $1200 for something my girl PISSED OUT the same night id be caping for capitalism just as hard as you are. I get it.
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Of course you do. The bottle was $1,200. You HAVE to believe the system makes sense or the cognitive dissonance might knock you out cold.
If I dropped rent money in a club, I’d want to believe capitalism was working too.
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From Oklahoma. I bet his type is white girls.
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You could stop feeding into it and justifying these absurd prices, but go off, King. I’m sure she had a great time. You could’ve booked a flight, a massage, and a weekend away… but hey, overpriced liquor in a dark room? Iconic.✨
Like I said: to each their own!
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I promise you, I’m not fighting for bottle girl of the year. I just applied strategy, psychology, and presence to the job and it worked! If that’s too layered for you, that’s okay. The next bottle’s coming regardless. ✨
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I’m full of myself because I’m describing MY OWN experiences?
Every club’s different. Where I was? You actually needed a personality and customer service skills to keep up. 🤷🏾♀️
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😭