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sirbroiler.bsky.social
Full-time dad. Twice a Newhouse grad. Part-time faculty. Brewing up a batch of media (and sometimes political) criticism. My opinions only.
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My foreign born, adopted, naturalized citizen son starts driving this week. His first steps out on his own. Along with a DL he’ll also now ALWAYS carry his US passport card. He needs to be immediately ready to prove his citizenship if pulled over. It’s the very sad reality of our state of affairs.

If Fred Armisen and Kristin Wiig don’t show up on Update to play the Australian witness twins then I will formally charge Lorne and the SNL writers with malpractice.

I kind of missed watching the pathetic, boot-licking “Dear Leader” shtick at the cabinet meetings.

And now for a non-political, sooth-saying post: Noah Wylie will win every award for his excruciating performance in this week's episode of "The Pitt", and Katherine LaNasa for the whole damn season. Watch this show!

This is worse than bush league. These morons are going to get us killed.

The latest anti-Department of Education MAGA jag is that Obama ordered American schools to stop teaching kids cursive so they can't read the original text of the Constitution or sign their own names. More cursive! Less typing! MALDLA! Make America Loopy-Doop Their Letters Again!!

I thought Teslas and Cybertrucks have numerous on board security cameras all around the cars. So, why aren’t we seeing any video catching these so-called terrorist vandals in the act? Hmmmmmmm? 🤔

These so-called public servants will never have their eye on the ball. Their side-hustles or “foundations” mean more to them than helping you or this country ever will.

Sorry your 401k is in the shitter. But hey, buy a Teslur and help my poor billionaire friend. Love, President Krasnov.

Jesus Christ, he has turned the lawn of the White House into an actual car dealership.

Sympathy-Level: Zero

A woman who sent her kids to private schools is about to demolish the Department of Education.

How many times are we gonna have to shut down chunks of U.S. airspace so chunks of SpaceX rockets don’t knock an airplane out of the sky? But sure, we’ll get to Mars. Throw another $4-5 billion Elon’s way. He’s earned it. #PresidentKrasnov

Hinky see, hinky do. #ArtOfTheSteal

Make America Great Depression Again!

My next band is going to be called “The Transgenic Mice”

They can’t defend the President Kraznov’s agenda, so they hide. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

@royalfamily.bsky.social Feel free to pull the plug on that second state visit. President Krasnov prefers borscht to bangers and mash.

Russia, Russia, Russia.

President Krasnov keeps tossing around $300-350billion in U.S. aid to Ukraine. It’s just not true. Congress has approved $170-180 tops. Half of it hasn’t even been disbursed. abcnews.go.com/Politics/fac...

Lest we forget JD Vance voted against Ukraine funding. He sabotaged these talks and the blood of Ukraine is now all over his hands. An epic and historic blunder of American diplomacy.

This doesn’t seem very DOGEy.

Uh, what the actual fuck? Abridge the freedom of the press much?

Oh, those rookie defense secretaries and their silly mistakes!

Anyone see a resemblance?

Novartis’ Breast Cancer Early Screening spot just won the Super Bowl.

For anyone saying “But Clinton did it!” His reduction in government workforce came after 1.5 years of research and review, socialization and House/Senate oversight. The buyouts required an act of Congress. www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/2/...

Orwellian-level shit going down in America tonight.

BREAKING Presidential Personnel Office Dir #SergioGor issues stmt says #Trump has removed #Archivist of the US #ColleenShogan.

Tim Apple. Seriously with the new iPhone mail. Categories? Those icons? Could you leave all that alone and just block my spam?

“Three other U.S.A.I.D. workers, who also spoke on the condition of anonymity, said that Gemini, an A.I. program, had been installed on their email accounts, leading to fears that deputies of Elon Musk… …were trying to surveil their activities.”

What the actual hell?

Oh look. A President, a Governor, a Mayor - all at the crash site at the Chesapeake Bay with first responders. Not swimming. Showing empathy and leadership.

Who’s got two thumbs and loves trade wars between Western Hemisphere nations? #tarrifs

That’s going to be some expensive guacamole at your Super Bowl party. #tarrifs

What a rambling, racist fool. This press conference disgraceful. No other way to describe it.

In a world filled with Joe Scarborough‘s…be a Jim Acosta.