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sirsandgoblin.bsky.social
Failed artist, successful dog walker
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Went Out Out, with my wife, danced, saw some incredible stuff, got papped by pals, we're twenty twenty thriving here

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Genuinely great night at the weird art event in the canal quarter, don't know why I took photos it doesn't help

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I've just read that ai is "shit" for "cunts"? Can anyone verify??

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I spent the afternoon doing this

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Not going to London next week after all, but I do still have a day off in the week so I'm just looking up how to "chill out" and "have a nice day"

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Working on my art foundation

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Eight years ago I went to the willy museum in Reykjavik and so all the photos have popped up on my phone today, would anyone like to see some of them?

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Some of my best friends are fit actually so I'm allowed to say it

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Some days the only thing that keeps me going is the possibility that we'll see the president of America hunted down and strung up from a lamppost

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All nice people welcome (must be nice)

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I love a good observation

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Looking for advice: what's a good thing to do?

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Have you been here before? Ok well let me give you a little run down, these are your menus and you pick what you want from the list, and it also tells you the price, it's like this everywhere actually

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Me after dropping a dog back home after their walk: "you in tomorrow?"

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This is obviously a stunningly bad takes but we shouldn't let that take away from the fact that it's also very funny

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Trying not to look down on the working class by: assuming they're all racists

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Cancelled sorry Fans! Should be at the next show now instead!

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Pretending to be an ok guy for forty years so that people come for a pint on my fortieth birthday

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The earlier seasons of "the Simpsons" were pretty good, check it out if you get a chance

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I've posted some incredibly stupid shit in my time but don't worry, I promise to post even more stupid shit in the future

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Many a mickle makes a muckle, that's what my grandad used to say, which is probably why he got fired from the mickle muckling factory

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Excited for Saturday's art show in Cardiff's famous canal quarter!

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Godspeed You! Prawn Tempura

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Gone weird with tiredness, posting through

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Wow pals you're not going to believe the day I had, I've just got back after walking home and someone threw three bassoons and a double bassoon at me, someone else hit me over the head with two clarinets, another person hit me in the elbow with a bass clarinet and a high clarinet

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Showing people around my house and we get to the room where I keep my silk scarves, top hat, pack of cards, pack of blank cards, wardrobe with a hidden mechanism that allows you to drop into the floor, smoke machine and rabbit: "and this is where the magic happens"

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