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Failed artist, successful dog walker
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Haven't bought anything off Amazon for ten years but someone got me a voucher for my birthday so what can I do

Well pals, there we have it

Me getting all of the dogs out of the woods

All dogs can actually speak, English and Welsh

Yes man

It was a mistake teaching Gary that people are full of bones, at such a young age tbh

Gary's vets have gone with a range of flags for pride, I respect it

Honestly think I've worked out how to play "warm leatherette" on my vacuum cleaner

Posters droop

We need more Posts

Having dal for dinner tomorrow for my mens lentil health

Actually managed to listen to a podcast all the way through for the first time instead of zoning out within a few minutes whenever I usually try

I have just started season two and I think I have gone insane, this cannot be a real thing that somebody has made

"If you believe that, I've got a golden phone to sell you!"

A big sign that something's probably been written by chat gpt is that it's a bit shit and it makes you feel a bit sad in the depths of your soul (please nobody say that all of my tweets must have used chatgpt, for goodness sake)

Every dog so far this morning has been so excited to see me, what a life

Elaborate images search engine that makes you feel like you're the one who made the images

Woken up to this sat on me

Note to self: boiled potato flavour vapes

I try to keep my nose out of the news but also I come on here every day so I see references to the news usually in the form of vague jokes or complaints or whatever, fill in the gaps myself, it's a journey

Got a large pompom art thing in my house and i don't know what to do with it

Not to sound all hippy dippy lefty looney but I don't want there to be a world war

What do I do about this

Can everybody please stop tagging me

Listening to the away games commentary really makes you appreciate how good Glamorgan's home commentary team is

It should be illegal for the boss you thought you just defeated to then transform in to an even more difficult boss

Happy father's day to me, the proud father of a dog, which is the same as being father to a human