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It's so hot still I haven't even bothered putting on my sleeping hat and robes, I only need the under layers and candle for tonight

Might look at the news, see how things are gettin on

You shouldn't be getting any information from "websites" quite frankly

Is that a warm smile or are you just pleased to see me

I have a group chat for pints where people go, anyone going for a pint tonight, and another group chat for dog walks where people go, anyone going to be in the park this morning, I started both group chats, it's called self care and believe it or not I'm an expert

Live in and decorate your house in a way that the Rightmove listing would get boring people going "can you believe this!"

Hey @support.bsky.team hope you're well, just to say I think theres something wrong with your algorithm, my jokes are really good but I get hardly any engagement? Sort it out please! Anyway hope you're having a nice day, all the best x

Feel sorry for them that they went to all that effort to actually film episodes genuinely in actual Ireland and they've ended up being the worst rated always sunny episodes of all time

This is so good, this is the sort of posting I love

Trouble is this joke only works if you don't pronounce it Caerphilly

Once you start using factor 50 you can find it very difficult to go back to a lower factor, this is because of the suncream cost fallacy

This but unironically

Never driven a car so the constant vigilance on the road is all I know, it's always sort of a suprise when I'm reminded that the people in the actually dangerous vehicles don't bother being vigilant, aren't expected to be

Can everybody just stop saying and doing stuff for a bit while I work some things out, cheers

Haven't bought anything off Amazon for ten years but someone got me a voucher for my birthday so what can I do

Well pals, there we have it

Me getting all of the dogs out of the woods

All dogs can actually speak, English and Welsh

Yes man

It was a mistake teaching Gary that people are full of bones, at such a young age tbh

Gary's vets have gone with a range of flags for pride, I respect it

Honestly think I've worked out how to play "warm leatherette" on my vacuum cleaner

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