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sirwilliamwelles.bsky.social
Gothic gentleman living in NYC, founder of NewGothCity.com, and Wolfman Snax beef jerky.
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Here he goes AGAIN!!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Those angered & panicked by the "Woke" do not foresee the "Class Awakening." 😎

Yikes! 😬

And just like that, we became the "shithole" country on the World Stage! πŸ™„πŸ˜’πŸŠπŸ’©

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Just putting it out there in the Universe... (Hollywood...Call Me!!! 😎 πŸ“ž)

I'm just gonna put this rebus out there...🧐🀣

The Results are in!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ #Signalgate #Whiskeyleaks

I GUARANTEE that the orange shit stain will somehow make the Pope's death about him!!! πŸ€”πŸ§

That's one helluva way to close out "holy week!" πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸͺ¦ #propsπŸ˜†

#GothLife

They're not even trying to hide their lies anymore... SMH!!!

To people who are Transphobic: Ask yourself, "Why am I so obsessed with strangers' genitals and bathrooms?" πŸ€” #YouPerv

Now the Trump Administration has gone TOO FAR!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ #StillWoke #JustAJoke

"Veni, Vidi, Perdidi"

I'm no expert... But isn't that called "Kidnapping?" πŸ€”πŸ§

If those women are now Astronauts πŸš€... then all seniors on Carnival Cruises are now Pirates!!! ☠️

REGINALD!!! It's tax time!!! Get those forms filled out!!! NO...SEX TOYS ARE NOT A DEDUCTIBLE!!!

It's uncanny really!!! πŸ€”πŸ§

🧐 Just sayin'... πŸ€”

Reginald was re-watching the original version of Alfred Hitchcock's PSYCHO last night...nekkid! πŸ’€πŸ‘΅πŸ›πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ

REGINALD!!! What do you mean you're going on a long Subway ride?!?!? 🫨

Back in my day, when someone reached into the inside of their jacket/coat pocket, people thought they were pulling out a gun...not a cell phone! πŸ€”πŸ§

Reginald is all about that "Thug Life!" He ain't sweatin' dem bullets! πŸ’₯BRAAPπŸ’₯BRAAPπŸ’₯

Just so y'all know... 🧐😏🧩🧩🧩

So now imaginary people are advising the Trump Administration??? Yeah, seems 'bout right... πŸ€”πŸ§

Reginald is all excited for the car ride!!! πŸ€£πŸ’€ #GothLife

FUK Chick-fil-A and the sauce it rode on!!! πŸ–•πŸ˜ πŸ–•πŸ”πŸš«πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

MY EYES!!!! GAAAAAHHHH!!! πŸ‘πŸ”₯πŸ‘πŸ”₯πŸ™€

Why do these Boomers complain that they're always cold??? πŸ₯ΆπŸ€” I'm starting to believe they started Global Warming on purpose! 🌎πŸ”₯

I'm gonna start a Sci-Fi series called: "DOCTOR WHO THIS?" 🧐

"The sales report 'causes us to think that β€” if anything β€” we may have underestimated the degree of consumer reaction,' Brinkman wrote." In the immortal words of our Canadian friends Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Baby, you ain't seen nothing yet. #teslatakedown finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-e...

Do you know what is the most pathetic thing about Trump? πŸ€” He can't even get Tyranny right! 🧐 #TheBoyWhoCriedTariffs

SRSLY THO!!! What the fuck does #MAGA have against NPR & PBS?!?! πŸ“»πŸ€”πŸ˜ πŸ“Ί

OMG...THIS!!! And they wonder why people with Cybertrucks get their dumpsters vandelized!!! πŸ˜‚ youtu.be/Czre5OUrGi4?...

Star Wars fan opinion: πŸ€” After all that crazy evil 5h!t Darth Vader did (as seen in movies, comics, books, etc.), his death in RotJ seems rather anticlimactic, no?

Because the Court of Public Opinion is far more effective than the actual Courts in the USA...THAT'S WHY!!! 🀨😠

My "inconspicuous" protest look!!! πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

LET IT BE KNOWN...That the #mocktails served at my restaurant shall now, and henceforth, be named FAUXTAILS!!! 🍸🍹πŸ₯ƒ #ChezNapoleon