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I don’t know when it happened but hearing my dog chomp away on the applewood smoked bone I got for her now counts for me as ASMR.

Having a dog means playing silly games nobody else appreciates like chase me around the coffee table while singing silly songs.

I’ve been asking myself, why do I end up feeling so angry and upset when I log into Facebook? They push me to worship a god I dislike. They push me to visit places I dislike. They push me to participate in obvious scams. I’m deleting facebook. I don’t need to feel bad on social media.

If Netflix and chill were a dog.

I guess I’m super boring but hey, I joined Bluesky because I’m into boring non crazy stuff. I have the best dog in the world. I get home from work, she’s chilling in her crate under my desk. She jumps on the couch and waits for me to take off my stuff. Then we greet each other with love ❤️

God I hate golf. I’ve always hated golf. To me, it has never been a real sport. Golf is just a way for douchebags to engage in douchebaggery.

I get my money’s worth out of games!

Omg I love this dog. I took 30 minutes to gently put her outside clothes on, she LOVES wind and snow but she HATES going to her regular 💩 spots only to discover when she’s about to do her business that the snow touches her bum. She still jumped around and barked playfully and charmed everyone 😂😍❤️💩

I’m suffering a severe case of canine paralysis. That’s when you dog falls asleep on your lap, and you Can’t move because you don’t want them to wake up. ❤️

The face of a dog who knows she’s going for a walk. I have no clue where she gets her fashion taste.

I got this gorgeous organic chicken, stuffed it with lemon, put it on a bed of carrot, threw in mushrooms, added duck fat under the breast and dusted it with salt pepper paprika and sage. Cat iron is great and I had an aubergine years before the emoji. In an hour it’ll be fall off the bone.

@veev1976.bsky.social found you!

Is it me , or does anyone else find the Apple TV show Severance horrifically relevant?

Maybe it’s terrible but even if we are living in the worst timeline, as a lifelong Trekkie i appreciate @georgetakei.bsky.social and. @jerilryan.bsky.social. Star Trek got me through some horrible stuff. We will all get through this too. ❤️

My dog Gingersnap is so good. No matter how excited she is to see me, she jumps on the couch and waits til I take off my coat and boots and walk to the couch before we say hello. She only betrays her excitement with her tail. Dogs are the absolute best.

But one day.