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guys, they have Pickle Lemonade at Popeye's and it's like..... life-changing (positive)

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

my eyelid is itchy and inflamed, but the good news is, the treatment is to just keep touching it and messing with it as much as possible 😀👍

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Lately it's just too much work to turn my head.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life

submitted 1 day ago • 155 comments

about to try the whole "toilet" thing for the first time. let's see if it's as good as you all keep telling me

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Having a soothing cup of tea in the back of my Dragula

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

got asked if i was an “Astros fan” . well guess what, there are no Astros fans, bc that’s not a real team

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i know i use a lot of big words incorrectly, i guess i just wanted you guys to think of me as ostensible

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

well sorry!! i don’t know where else to put them!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

the muppets are holding me down and bending my knees the wrong way

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 8 days ago • 871 comments

If China bans American movies it might genuinely kill off the MCU, so silver linings and all that.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

referring to people as “little miss rude person, esquire” at any perceived slight

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The blood donation center won’t take it if it’s in a bucket just a heads up everyone

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments