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you ever stay up late past your bed-time thinking about Slaver Ants and how there's outright fucking Ant Slave Rebellions. like there's an entire species of ant that cannot feed itself, maintain its own nests, or raise its own offspring without the assistance of captured workers from other colonies

partner has pointed out that tumblr would go absolutely feral for ciaphas cain, like he's a sad wet failman who keeps being deeply heroic and noble somehow. you know those evil characters always thiiiiis close to breaking good? he's that except instead of evil he just kind of sucks

water-cooler conversations at Sword and Board games can get a bit weird

One for the combat dolls who drive mecha: new estrogen APFSDS design is up!

IMHO it's a genuine sign of illiteracy. If you read anything made by a professional, you see everything that's a "sign of AI," because AI...scraped all that. So if you only read amateur stuff, social media posts, etc. you think "no one WRITES like that" because you don't read anything else!

IMHO it's a genuine sign of illiteracy. If you read anything made by a professional, you see everything that's a "sign of AI," because AI...scraped all that. So if you only read amateur stuff, social media posts, etc. you think "no one WRITES like that" because you don't read anything else!

RIP Anne Boleyn, you would have loved no-fault divorce

hey, please help emma, she's a sweetheart and also I feel better about bullying her when her basic needs are met

I'm EXTREMELY pleased to share my first short story in quite a while, now available to Patreons! The Invisible Hand is an urban fantasy take on the magical thinking inherent to capitalism, about a terrible man who chances into becoming a Warlock of Wall Street. www.patreon.com/posts/invisi...

something i dont get* in discussions of american politics is that people always insist that the "far left" (social democracy) has no appeal whatsoever to anyone, but the legitimate actual fucking Far Right has ~grassroot support~ or ~surging popularity~ *i know exactly why it's just nakedly evil

The soup begins

It is my vow today that I am going to be making French Onion Soup from scratch tomorrow. Caramelization and all. No shortcuts.

Looking for a summer read? Consider my queer gothic horror, Come the Flesh Hive. Creepy crawlies, nightmares, and mad science abound in this one. a.co/d/6SZYKE9

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

this guy has been a stalker of several of my friends over the last 1.5 years or so starting from when i called out Poppy falsely accusing her ex (Noeh is a trans woman) of raping her by deception. he’s on bsky as @/dashwallkick.bsky.social still talking about us and being a fucking weirdo stalker

I want a really shite YouTube video essay to come out completely misunderstanding my work because then I’ll know I’ve broken containment

"Our research indicates that AI will be a boon to science and increase output by a gajillion percent!" (five minutes later) "We regret to inform you that AI will not actually improve scientific research because we made up all the research that said so with AI."

No actual writer wants this shit. Please stop forcing it on us.

every time HP Lovecraft's name comes up in conversation we're obliged to do a collective struggle session about his racism but J.K. Rowling is out here donating the proceeds of her IP to the Foundation For Putting Trannies In The Thresher and people are like 'well her work means a lot to me'

Gynoid stories are so great. It's really interesting imagining what it would be like to be viewed as a disposable, freakish non-woman, your body a subject of lurid fascination, only useful for menial labor and as sexual exotica. Does anyone know a plastic surgeon who can do doll joints btw

This is how you know you're about to read a real belter of a Paradox games story

HEY IT'S OUT NOW IT'S OUT NOW www.patreon.com/posts/invisi...

I watched Into The Spiderverse with @royale.bsky.social last night (whose reaction was "YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT??") and I gotta say I never thought a marvel movie could be...good I am forever thinking about how Kingpin fills every single door like a mattress.

The top economics journal in the world nearly published an article that, to all appearances, is 100% bullshit. It claimed that AI accelerates scientific discovery. An MIT PhD student appears to have used generative AI to fabricate the whole thing, data and all.

I think we are collectively underestimating the cultural importance of publicly witnessing how incompetent the people running things really are. It’s not just trump it’s all the gullible AI adopters, Musk etc. When I was growing up I assumed you only got power by knowing what you’re doing. Lolsob.

So why did I decide to write a Dullahan for my story? Well, for starters, I figured that Dullahan's don't always get the representation they deserve in media, especially heroic ones. In fact, I am not sure if there are any other lesbian Dullahans about from Galaheart.