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farce majeure
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I only built my time machine to make use of an expired coupon for free pizza, I'm not smart enough to reckon with the consequences of my actions!
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That's very kind. In my timeline people are still kind of upset that I've been using the time machine to earn internet points rather than killing baby Hitler.
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after the bitter disappointment of finishing in third place next year this really is an honour, thank you.
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and based on a true story (I can't spell and nobody rescepts me)
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I don't know because we haven't got to cloves. That's advanced flavouring, I'm not ready yet.
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It's exactly this sort of silly, immature behaviour that derailed my research into how removing articles of clothing might affect the results of a poker game.
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this is perfection, you should teach a tiny malices class.
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The bittersweet emotional rollercoaster learning this caused me seems entirely appropriate, so I would consider this one of the more successful tie-ins.
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When I was younger I'd play the games long before I'd ever see the film. I was disappointed by how few nazi heads Oskar Schindler actually jumped on by the time I finally watched it.
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Yes! Though sadly I left my witty reply to this one in the back pocket of my silver jumpsuit so won't have access to it until spring 2033.
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I accidentally offended the time travel community with a post I made in February 2026 and they've had me blocked ever since.
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I'm sadly not au fait with the technical terminology, but I can say that the amount of chest hair on display was alluring and alarming in equal measure.
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I mean, I could probably have this whole pesky lurch to the far right thing all wrapped up by tea time tomorrow if given the same opportunity.