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skaramoo.bsky.social
Mom to 5 humans and 1 pupper. I love to read, crochet, paint, and take cool pictures. Proud Harris voter. #momlife #art #crochet #server
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Y'ALL! My roommate, who is also a server like myself, got an ACTUAL PAYCHECK! She earned $0,000.01. Omg what should she spend it on?!?

My current work in progress. I love never knowing how a painting is going to look until it's actually finished. Two days ago that tree was red lol

SOS. THE CHIP CLIP HAS BEEN LOST AMONGST MY BLANKETS. I keep searching, to no avail. The cheddar sour cream chips are now in imminent danger! My god, the stale humanity.

Revisited this painting I put down a couple of months ago. Ever-evolving, but I like how it turned out. I think it's done?..maybe lol #painting #landscapes

Painted this recently. I really like it.

Nothing says betrayal like the looks my dogs give me when I let them into the yard without going out with them.

ME: see you later alligator CROCODILE: the fuck you just call me MRS. CROCODILE: just leave it harold he's not worth it

Lunch knitting 🧶 working on my brioche scarf while wearing it! I can't wait for this one to be finished, it's already so cosy! #knitting #briocheknitting #showmeyourknits

My most recent painting. Slightly apocalyptic feel maybe but I love it. Not sure it's done but gonna chill on it for a bit. I tend to go one step too far and regret it.

Icelandic dogs bjärk.

A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

@wokeandalert.bsky.social 😉

It's Stripes Week! #showmeyourknits

Y'all, check me out, circa 1986ish. I'm so fancy 😆

RFK Jr. :”Americans like private insurance.” Sir, the vast majority of us have adopted Luigi from The Mario Bros. as our new collective folk-mascot.

Ordering a pizza $40 Having it delivered $5 Having your kids eat the whole thing before you get home Sliceless

I ran out of energy to parent. I lost my mom-entum.

12 yo: mom, you look great, like you’re still in your 40’s Me: I AM in my 40’s 12: that’s the spirit

some of you i only follow bc i can feel a hilarious public meltdown coming and i don’t want to miss it

C'mere and dip your grilled cheese into my tomato soup

I’M ——————— WHELMED

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My mood today. In any context, honestly.

I painted this recently, and after completely messing up the center with an unnecessary "touch up", I cut that bit out and added this clock. Its kinda weird but I really like it.

I love editing photos of the most random stuff in the middle of the night when I can't sleep. This is the image of the empty mug I had eaten melted chocolate and peanut butter out of moments earlier. I call them: " Snacktime. Obliterated. "

Dinner was so delicious. When it's this cold out, I crave mounds and mounds of mashed potatoes.

Let 2025 be the year of not trying to fix people

Grandma once said: "Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard."

This is so true. Lying is so much more work than simply being honest from the beginning.

Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids

“Miscellaneous” Can be the entire first line Of any haiku

One standing guard next to me all day,the other camped under my feet. Love these guys. #dogsofbluesky

Came across these cool random pics from last year.

#dogsofbluesky

The stars in NGC 602 have fewer heavier elements compared to the Sun and most of the rest of the galaxy. Instead, the conditions within NGC 602 mimic those for stars found billions of years ago when the universe was much younger. chandra.harvard.edu/photo/2024/n... 🔭 🧪

Preferably a good pinot grigio. Or bourbon works too haha #I'mnotpicky #santababy