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Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

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Nah, man. aftermath.site/nintendo-switc...

submitted 5 days ago • 26 comments

The whiplash of this reading like a normal cattle call until line ten.

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

“Where can I find the paper towels?” “Who’s asking?”

submitted 7 days ago • 73 comments

In this life, you will meet with both admiration and abuse from others. How others choose to view you is a choice only they can make. You cannot make it for them. All that truly matters is that you hold firm to your own values.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Huh, weird

submitted 6 days ago • 126 comments

Ok this:

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

the vibe

submitted 8 days ago • 17 comments

I have so many thoughts about our education system & the constant negative news around the dept of ed. lately has just been so devastating for me. Our system needs to change so much but we're not moving in the right direction and it just kills me. I wish education was prioritized by more people.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

this guy who just called my cybertruck stupid is lucky the doors won't open until i finish installing the new fart sounds update

submitted 71 days ago • 16 comments

I know exactly what I'm doing

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Me: Oh boy, my first time buying cannabis from a legal recreational dispensary. Budtender: "Hey, what are we looking for today?" Me: I don't know.

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"I have no idea what this tastes like." - first person tasting chicken

submitted 20 days ago • 19 comments

genies think they can just park anywhere they goddamn want to

submitted 20 days ago • 29 comments

normalize exclaiming "WELL" when you're caught lying #reddeadredemption2

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I live in Washington now, and it's been a real struggle having to scroll to the very bottom of the "State" field when I fill out a job application, instead of 3/4 of the way to the bottom.

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Bus got detoured because a drawbridge was out of order. After we detoured, the drawbridge was put back in order. So apparently my wacky mishaps followed me here.

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So far my favorite part of Seattle is the public transit. Walking most places is great when it's not 100F outside. My least favorite part is having to navigate which bus lines to take that don't leave me at the bottom of the steepest hill in my neighborhood.

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Executive dysfunction thrives when you have to move across the country.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

submitted 47 days ago • 55 comments

Yesterday, I was late to my doc appt, had insurance issues at the doc office, went home after, hit myself in the eye and burst a blood vessel, went to the bathroom to assess the damage then went back to the living room to see my dog eating my salad that I didn't even get to touch.

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Literally every trump supporter would fail the shopping cart theory, prove me wrong.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

whoa

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

Genuinely baffling how every prospective resident that comes into my place of work gets shit-talked after they leave. The leasing team is currently talking about how the prospect yesterday wouldn't stop smiling and how they were too nice.