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skiota.bsky.social
The Original Lesbian Robot ™️ If you follow me and you're here for engagement farming, I will block.
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FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

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My high thoughts are like: "what if I changed my name to Mar??" Lmao 😆

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Me, rubbing my wife's arm and noticing how tense she is: "you need a massage, babe." Wife(high af): "I need a lot of things, but mostly vengeance."

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough

submitted 4 days ago • 108 comments

Eat the rich. #cat #art #artist

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

The dream of the 90s is alive in rural Arkansas.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I think Trump and Elon should visit one of our beautiful Florida beaches:

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I've been spending a lot of time supporting the troops. The Girl Scout troops.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Cairo thinks this is her chair

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

One of those nights where my inability to pursue an art career hits. Did a lil something for myself, sketching angles of the sunflowers that I got for my daughter (her fave) for her 6th birthday:

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Wicked, Day 43: At the "Everyone deserves a chance to...FLY" part of Defying Gravity, my kid leapt about 10 ft off the bed while singing along in her "Elphie" nightgown.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The Big Balls I Knew How did the meek, video game-loving Imagine Dragons fan I roomed with last semester become the heartless DOGE bro who tried to cut off funding to our university?

submitted 10 days ago • 143 comments

#bluey lore is so good. Just saw Double Babysitter for the first time. What a cute episode.

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@aoc.bsky.social @gavinnewsom.bsky.social real talk. There's no way we settle this amicably. People are saying civil war will break out. What if blue states in NE and W Coast left the the US and became "the American Union (AU)?" Stop funding republican states, make it easy for Americans in

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

My voice rn:

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Been at work 5 minutes and already pissed as hell. Found out my state is proposing a bill to ban Pride flags *and* that my institution, if these NIH cuts go through, will lose 55% of its research budget.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

The cats think all the kids stuff is for them. #microfiber #makingbiscuits #cats

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Weenie Gobbler 🌭✨ new sticker design available on my shop! - - - #Dandadan #turbogranny #art #furryart

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Why is she like this?

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@cityofoldsmar.bsky.social why are we the only city without a Culver's??

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Bluey and 80's Sesame Street is the children's TV combo sweet spot and I will die on that hill

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

Conclusion: you married a Disney Princess.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Definitely underestimated how much my kid would like the Melissa and Doug ice cream counter set we got for her birthday. Just being served a never-ending parade of wooden ice cream creations.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

We need to fuck up #Russia and #Putin when this is over. With like a big ass bomb. Make Gaza look nice by comparison. They wanna meddle in our affairs, FAFO.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

submitted 254 days ago • 1244 comments

#Harumichi #SailorMoon #SailorJupiter #SailorNeptune #wlw

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