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For the first time in over 20 years, Israel has deployed tanks in the West Bank, after expelling 40,000 Palestinians from refugee camps. This is a prelude to full annexation, and makes a mockery of the ceasefire agreement that Israel continues to violate. [1/3]

POV: You're 16, believe being in advanced placement math class means you're a once in a generation genius, and have just discovered Reddit.

I don't think I've seen a better example of an animal smiling in my life.

How fucked are we as a species that it was just too much work to read our emails so we had to sacrifice democracy to build an AI to write bad summaries of them

Elon Musk THREATENS firing all federal workers youtu.be/cBrOa9wUwxk

It’s wild watching these clips, and the ones of Musk a couple days ago — the two most powerful people in the world, blustering and muttering utterly incoherently. Two husks, animated entirely by the brute forces of grievance, racism and capitalism

Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

For the last 10 years I have only ever written the word 'discocunt' instead of 'discount' in every message to everyone regardless of who they are. No one has ever noticed.

“To create a tilberi, the woman has to steal a human rib from a churchyard, wrap it in wool & keep it between her breasts. When she takes communion, she must spit the sacred wine over the bundle. The 3rd spurt of holy wine will bring the tilberi to life.” Museum of Icelandic Sorcery & Witchcraft

“The Palesmurt is described as looking like a human but having only one half of the body, one arm & hand, one leg & foot and a head with only one eye. This horrific being trapped unwary travelers in his territory & choked them to death." Carol Rose, Giants, Monsters and Dragons

Retired Gymnast Oksana Chusovitina has won a bronze medal at the 2025 Cottbus World Cup.

The Daily Star this morning is brutal.

Gout so bad it takes 4 mistresses to help him into his bespoke threesome fuckchair

My cartoon for today’s @guardian books.

Three garden visitors , shared by Paula ( @bikebunny1 ) on Twitter for today's #FoxOfTheDay

🧵Thread overview of ALL my publications related to "Cognition and Intractability" in chronological order: 🌟

So.... I'm not saying this for certain but... it's possible the FIG is not charging for the cottbus stream tomorrow.... www.figtv.sport/livestream/s...

It's like being in the passenger seat of a car sliding on black ice toward a bridge abutment, while the driver snorts another bump of ketamine and the people in the back won't stop singing "Deutschland über alles."

Meanwhile: Elon was wielding a chainsaw at a political event.

My wife and I talk a lot on Telegram. Most of it is "I love you". I wrote a bot which auto-replied to "I love you" with "I love you too" after a short delay. Turns out she did the same thing. I finished work and there were 5,000 unread "I love you" and "I love you too" messages.

When I was on This Morning earlier, Dennis Kowalski, flogging his cryogenics service, said that hundreds have frozen themselves since the 60s/70s What he didn't reveal was how many are *still* frozen, and not been... disposed of Clue: It's not zero, but it's close www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxAe...

There is a real and growing popular resistance to Musk, Trump, and DOGE, with wide support, and it's just begun. We joined a Tesla Takedown protest, interviewed some participants, and sat down with @alexwinter.com, who's been a major force in spreading the word. Meanwhile, Tesla's stock is falling.

Well, the ants aren’t going to like that #GNUTerryPratchett

Maybe cutting government costs isn't the point. futurism.com/elon-musk-do...

Oh my god I was trying to find this meme and lmao what

Mom, come pick me up, they're coming up with the silliest possible version of the Great Man Theory of History

jesus actual christ the chainsaw interview what the entire fuck

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

I think I'm getting a contact high off that video clip. Are contact highs still a thing?

listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.

I'm sure he's wearing blackout shades for normal reasons.

And here it is, my Joker moment. I am insane now.

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"Lynch said he is “loathe to speculate“what Trump meant. [by "radical gender ideology"] “It’s not like I randomly picked you off the street,” Reyes fired back. “You’re the government’s representative here.”" It's not every day you see a murder in a courtroom. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Saving you a click: they aren't trained to hunt fossil fuel company CEOs

LMAO VCs will give their money to literally anything no matter how ridiculous www.clonerobotics.com/android

Conservatives cancel government projects, not because they don't work, but because they do.

“The reality of long-term software maintenance” www.construct.net/en/blogs/ash... > writing the initial code for a feature is only a fraction of the work, once you take in to account everything else you also have to do in the long term Very few managers genuinely understands this