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I write; I game; I tweet; I robot; I am legend; I pod; I give up.
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Five or fewer words, actually.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Couldn't sleep last night so put on a ~2.5 hour video about Disc Golf Discs being made and then I watched the whole thing. I don't even play Disc Golf. I'm very tired, but can explain in great detail how Disc Golf discs are made.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Laura Dern was 25 while filming Jurassic Park, the movie itself is 32 now.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Forget the Grimace shake, UK folks need to get the McD's Terry's chocolate orange pie. It's nearly exactly as you would imagine... only maybe twice as filthy. Get in!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Where are we skibidi dropping, boys?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I just read Luigi's manifesto and I say we call it even, let him go, but make him do (more) "community service". The structure of the US healthcare system is disgusting and I carry worry with me for all of my American friends who I hope never have to use it.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

youtu.be/Eq9RPwnE-74

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

oh yeah? me and my homies were shooting CEOs before it was popular

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

here’s a comic about smiling

submitted 81 days ago • 161 comments

"Gunman appears to have used a silencer, says weapons expert" "Gunman appears to be wearing hood, says textile expert" "Gunman appears to be upright, says person with eyeballs" My thoughts and prayers are with the families of those who died due to the decisions made by the former CEO.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

What an absolute lunatic mindset. Yorkshire puds are welcome with not only turkey but beef, lamb, chicken, pork, egg, beans, rice, I don't care if you eat cereal out of one like a tiny edible bowl. Hell, use them in the bedroom for all I care. Stop the Yorkshire pud gatekeeping.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

what if there was a secret guitar chord that hasn't been discovered yet and the only thing preventing it from being discovered is the addition of an electric keyboard, but in our timeline keytars fell out of fashion too quickly to make the stringed-keytar common enough for the discovery to be made?

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

This also works when Ange Postecoglu picks up the bill at the restaurant, only it's not considered tasteless at all. #COYS

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Whinny Jean Clip Clop 'Til You Get Enough Sugar Beet It

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES THIS IS A SKI RESORT LACERATION ITS BLEEDING OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING

submitted 96 days ago • 108 comments

Whoever is doing the music for the Golden Joysticks, I need this playlist. I NEED IT. Every song has been a banger.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Getting old is when you go to bed feeling absolutely normal and wake up with an injury, or with pain in a part of your body that has previously shown no signs of rebelling.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments