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submitted 5 days ago • 296 comments

BREAKING: Pope Francis reported to be in a ‘critical condition’ after some teens made fun of him for being a virgin

submitted 6 days ago • 59 comments

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

submitted 6 days ago • 523 comments

Attention birdwatchers! - When you see a rare bird that’s far off its course just know you are looking at the dumbest individual from that species

submitted 6 days ago • 169 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 766 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 10 days ago • 1063 comments

In case you were wondering…

submitted 29 days ago • 641 comments

Heroes

submitted 29 days ago • 329 comments

All about the frosty handshake #playstation #topspin #tennis

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

If you ever doubt your ability, just remember that Dolly Parton wrote I Will Always Love You and Jolene on the same day and tbh you’ll never achieve anything like that so you might as well give up.

submitted 80 days ago • 44 comments

Well played. And frighteningly accurate.

submitted 91 days ago • 1604 comments

Anyway here’s a cheerful piece about how the Sun will eventually destroy all life on Earth (but not by exploding, so, you know, there’s that)

submitted 94 days ago • 1283 comments

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

submitted 94 days ago • 631 comments

💯

submitted 96 days ago • 888 comments

Good night, friends

submitted 97 days ago • 59 comments

Wish I knew this sooner 🤣

submitted 96 days ago • 355 comments

submitted 96 days ago • 1212 comments

I love pod racing #starwars #podracing #ps4 I was so happy to find it on the PlayStation store! Black Friday sale! They got good games yo. Will order pizza soon and chill like n64 days

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t have to retrieve the box from your frozen dinner out of the garbage at least 3 times to see how long to cook it? We can’t be friends.

submitted 99 days ago • 112 comments

#flowers

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all ever watch a movie or something miss a part and rewind the part and miss it tf again ?! 😩

submitted 99 days ago • 1344 comments

funny how you can just eat a good dinner and put fresh linens on your bed and you suddenly feel like at least 50% less evil

submitted 100 days ago • 36 comments

Sometimes I have some super deep dark thoughts about wanting revenge because that seems easier than equality.

submitted 99 days ago • 117 comments

Happy 59th birthday to the iconic Björk.

submitted 99 days ago • 43 comments

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

submitted 99 days ago • 2305 comments