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YODA IN COURT DOCUMENTS ALERT!!!!

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Table at work today kept fucking with chairs and, after I hurt myself on one, i (legitimately) politely asked them to be careful and they were absolute dicks. I absolutely lost my cool but I almost went nuclear.

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"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

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Had an "ughh" moment when I got a message from my manager at 2am asking me to come in 3 hours early for my shift but turns out it was to attend a whiskey tasting

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Got blindsided by a German translation today LMAO What a treat it can be sometimes to know both languages djwidhakdbejf

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

Trying to show chat how superior Digimon are

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evergreen

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explaining cbt to an american: okay imagine a burger

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At all hours stand three 40k following/40k follower blue wave accounts, known as Sentinels, guarding The Tomb of the Unknown Scolder.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

"who was president in 2020" remains the most difficult question in the world for a sizable chunk of americans, professional commentators included

submitted 3 days ago • 77 comments

Why is this so funny

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Hard to pick the funniest ending for Shadow of Destiny but probably this one

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Gotta love an 86-year-old woman with the heart of a poster

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Hideo Kojima are you seeing this

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rest in peace heath ledger...... loved him in broke back mountain !!!!

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The lone 3rd Amendment scholar in US academia:

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They're going to have Dr Who say slurs and set every episode on a planet where it's WWII forever, and where women don't exist. And also continue to make unbearably shit police dramas.

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Even though my last thread was sincere and from the soul I have also decided to call these kinds of events, as they happen over Trump II, as the "Burger Springs"

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Recent events, especially the one depicted below, confirm to me that we, "The West", are now firmly beyond the pale. The social contract, if it still exists, is barely present. Our only hope is a complete social reset. One where this cruel thought is expunged from culture at large.

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the folks in charge now have no sense of the world that exists outside the confines of the Fox News Cinematic Universe

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looking at some Mario fangames

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I said it kinda sounds like you're just feeding Waymos to the just and righteous people of LA and the police commissioner started crying

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me and who

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