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said hi to my coworker and she’s like don’t look at me it’s a sad day and you’re leaving 😭😭😭 wish i could pick up this building and put it in michigan

hi bluesky i’m exhausted

sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?

That tracks.

koy if you’re reading this, that motel on idaho is a 2 minute drive from some gorgeous waterfalls. i will be running over there

my throat hurts i’m gonna set myself on fire

koy & i haven’t gotten our lease yet and we basically get ready to go in 2 weeks. i have anxiety bc what if we get on the road with no apartment to go to. their customer service sucks booty

my feet are in so much pain i can barely walk on them i need to soak them :( i have another 8 hour shift

i wanted to watch the half time show live so bad it won’t have the same feeling if i watch it now compared if i saw when it actually happened

it says so much about the conservative soul that they can hesr the song “not like us” and not be overtaken by joy. they have demonic souls, probable pedophiles

septum piercing fell out in my sleep help

doing the dishes and laundry while my wife takes me everywhere <3

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be struck by lightning. twice.

man it’d be cool if we could get some precedented times every once in a while

Big-boned

people really need to recognize their privilege lol.

when my wife texts me “lol” it scares me

Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.

i’m so bummed coin broke up

koy when you read this can i get these for a birthday present

Here are some nice mushrooms

| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| A game does not need to be difficult to be good |_____________| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | | |

people who go on the all meat diet love to say shit like “yup other than the throwing up blood and being unable to stand for more than 15 minutes i feel great”

djo is going on tour and i wanna see them

i want to ask elizabeth warren if she’s seen this image

koy told me to wake them up when i got home, so i did and then they mumbled and went back to sleep

i’m obsessed with baby elephants i want 12

now with half the sodium

smh can’t find our marriage certificate so now i will be looking all night until i have a panic attack and kms

Yeah I mean I’m not calling it the Gulf of America.

i can taste the smoke when i walk outside and my eyes hurt 🥸

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies