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slagasaurus.bsky.social
♡the dead are not my children, but I will raise them ♡ reader • writer • mother of a gremlin • certified weirdo • she/her
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With the $45 million being spent on the president's parade here’s what that money could do for veterans instead: House 3k veterans for an entire year in transitional housing Provide full PTSD treatment for 3.75k veterans for a year Deliver job training to 9k veterans through 12-week programs

If any marginalized group has to fight for equal rights…then our systems and laws are NOT equal. Read that again. Take all the time you need.

Me and the miniature picked up so many flags today at Pride and I’ve absolutely covered the house in them 🏳️‍🌈 it was a great day to celebrate

Felt like my fit today was cute idk 🌈

I’ve really been living all this time thinking this was acceptable. God damn.

I got to experience the prettiest little library over the weekend 📚💙

PRO TIP: It's a titanically bad idea to put someone in charge that NEVER takes responsibility for anything. EXTRA bad idea if you pick a guy to improve your economy who went bankrupt SIX TIMES. Idiots.

Everything wrong with my life, and I literally mean EVERYTHING, can be traced back to a man.

It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

Me in the national security group chat

This aged badly

There’s a major part of me that desperately needs a 2005 Hot Topic in my life

I got my septum pierced partly so MAGA twats would stop assuming I’m a safe space for them and their rancid opinions - apparently the other piercings and tattoos weren’t enough. The other part to why.. idk because I just felt like it.

I got my favorite little guy today 🐶

One of the reasons I left the bird app was to get away from political talk and now that’s all I see on here. 🫠

It's a scary time

We had an escapee at the Mardi Gras lunch 🦞

Ditto, John.

Reviving this one

I can’t seem to hide from vampire smut 🧛🏻‍♀️💙📚

This morning I was getting ready to take my 2-year-old to school and she asked if we could go to the library 💙📚 Oh, baby girl if I didn’t have a job 😭

If you don’t want to read Bram Stoker’s Dracula together by lantern light in a lighthouse on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t refer to yourself as “marriage material.”

Who would have thought that the leopards would eat her face? 🐆 I want to feel sympathy for this woman, but I just can’t.

Measles, a thing again.

I’m going to make an effort to start using the butterfly app again 🦋 but I fell off the bandwagon and now I feel lost so..

I got a lesbian vampire romantasy book in and I REALLY want to read it NOW.. but I have 2 other books I’m reading that realistically I should finish before I start another 🤡 📚💙

The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.

With my new job I’m involved with a lot of VA and disability type of work and just.. jfc I cannot with this administration. I could barely stand it before, but really seeing how it negatively impacts people at this level has me extra fucked up.

I have been repeatedly overwhelmed by the weight of being a human female in a country that doesn’t value my existence - I am fucking exhausted.

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

Been experimenting with stitches and such 🧶

Me looking around at all the MAGA folk thinking things are going to get better

Slag is probably my favorite word

I will put you into an Oxford coma if you don’t put that comma in that list, so help me god.

Deleting my Meta accounts — because it's what Himmel the Hero would've done.

At first glance I dead ass thought this said “one pelican can kill” and I’m not gonna lie, I was a little concerned and did not doubt it at all. Pelicans are terrifying if you think about it.

Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.

Just once I'd like to pull someone in close for a hug and whisper a threat

Had an emo moment and wrote sad, love sick poetry like a twat.