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🛠🖌 Level & Technical Artist 💻🎮 Game programmer and player 📝 Trying to write, trying to draw, too much to do!
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Warner Bros is a pyramid scheme

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

"Apple password incorrect" Okay fine, let's reset it "Enter your phone number" Cool, done "Use your iPad to reset your password" Then why did you need my phone number? Whatever here's my new password "You cannot use a password from the past year" FINE, how's this one "Your password cannot contain-"

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Xbox is doing everything they can to have the highest employee turnover in the entire industry.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

A narrow escape... Embark into an unknown alien world. Survive the dangers of Mira and work to rebuild humanity in #XenobladeChroniclesX: Definitive Edition on 3/20.

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The Civilization Project meets disaster when an explosion cripples their ship, forcing them into the lifeboats to land 'ahead of schedule' in an alien wilderness. Weeks later, Charlotte's group of survivors has made it safely to the habitat, but her kid stepbrother is nowhere to be found. #WIPSnips

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

My dad worked ungodly hard to send me to the high school I wanted, even though it was pricey for us. He passed shortly after I graduated. Superman was his favorite character ever! He'd have geeked out hearing the old theme again. I hope they have theaters up there, cause you gotta to see this, Dad.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

It begins July 11th. #Superman

submitted 30 days ago • 562 comments

submitted 37 days ago • 7 comments

ok can we please invent a word like ‘soulslike’ or ‘roguelike’ but for games like Outer Wilds and Obra Dinn because it is clearly the best video game genre and should be quantified accordingly

submitted 40 days ago • 185 comments

I made a Doom source port that runs within a PDF file. PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields. doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf github.com/ading2210/do...

submitted 44 days ago • 73 comments

Saw Sonic 3 "The star has gone out, but the light still shines" is an unreasonably good line. Also, I've never even played a Sonic game and I was geeking out the whole time. These movies are fearlessly awesome and fun

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Alright I believe I cooked with the skybox, now I just need to make an actual map to go with it #haloforge #haloinfinite

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

"Rents likely to balloon in wake of L.A. wildfires, experts say" - www.latimes.com/homeless-hou...

submitted 44 days ago • 17 comments

looking out the window the day after I was promised a night-long snowstorm and seeing 0.17 inches of snow on the ground instead

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

something about watching capitalism-critical Squid Game be so capitalism’d that they made a Squid Game 2 and have one of the most elaborate marketing campaigns of all time really hits different

submitted 53 days ago • 32 comments

Cooking 👨‍🍳 I love doing terrain grraahhhh #haloforge

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

FORGE WORLD HAS ARRIVED! Forge World is finally here! Relive all of your favorite memories from 2010 with this near-perfect 1:1 recreation of the Forge Canvas, you can recreate your old favorites! Bookmark now! halowaypoint.com/halo-infinit... #halo #forge #haloforge #haloinfinite #forgeworld

submitted 56 days ago • 3 comments

The day Nintendo adds Xenoblade soundtracks to their music app with a bunch of curated themed playlists is going to be suuubbbliiimmme

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

An Open Letter From America’s CEOs: This is Supposed to Happen to Schoolchildren, Not Us hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

submitted 63 days ago • 12 comments

I theorize it may be possible to reduce draw calls to 0 actually

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

So what I'm hearing is these will be the worst graphics cards yet produced

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

How I felt today discovering that vertex colors have a dedicated alpha channel (all of my shader problems have been solved in one fell swoop)

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah I think I'm just gonna play a ton of Lorelei and the Laser Eyes tonight instead of watching "Two Hours of Commercials and Maybe an Occasional Game Award: Presented By Geoff Keighley"

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

"Killing is never OK", says ruling class of nation arming and abetting genocidal mass murder for the past 430 days.

submitted 75 days ago • 22 comments

Game publishers and platforms should start suing these news outlets for defamation. This is beyond absurd. The gunman had chronic pain that our openly corrupt and exploitative "healthcare" system wouldn't help with, but yeah, sure, it was those gosh dang video games that radicalized him.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

hi nbc i’ve already said my piece on x but this is deeply embarrassing to our profession and industry

submitted 77 days ago • 45 comments

Just said the phrase "Jasper is borrowing Anderson's eyelids" in a work meeting, I love game development

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

From my sci-fi WIP about humans settling a habitable alien planet for the first time! Not a mega-interesting snip but I'm proud of the dialogue (Wells has been problematic and Brynn, her CO, is fed up)

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

"We've legalized sports betting and we'll tax it so schools can have $10,000,000 more funding!" *Discreetly removes $10,000,000 of other sources of school funding and diverts it to officials' paychecks*

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

its so fucking stupid that people who know NOTHING about UE internals and have written zero lines of code in their lives can make claims like this and get 270K views if you ever hear the phrase "not optimized" or "spaghetti code" you can rest assured that they don't know what they're talking about

submitted 91 days ago • 3 comments

No that's okay Unity, you take your time Importing (iteration 3), I don't like have a job to do or anything

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments