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slayerofunicorns.bsky.social
Engineer. Nerd. Comedian. Weirdo. Scientist. Occasional adrenaline enthusiast.
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me: I just dropped some acid her: YOU DID WHAT me: don’t go in the garage her: oh haha me: it’s full of neon baby pandas, and they only speak German

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Snort

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After Trump’s fifth stock market crash I’m gonna be staying at Motel 2s.

submitted 8 days ago • 27 comments

Holy shit--the tariffs are working. High-paying manufacturing firms are sprouting all over town. There's a little sapling industrial fabricator blooming in my backyard, offering $95k starting with a high school diploma. It looks so precious, glittering amongst the dew. The madman actually did it.

submitted 10 days ago • 238 comments

"A very large Italian man came up to me, tears in his eyes, and said 'Sir, we would love to have your beautiful beef. Our beef is weak, so weak.'"

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Battleship Texas (BB-35) in Galveston, Texas - March 30, 2025 #usstexas #bb35 SRC: FB- Battleship Texas Foundation Group / DavidJames.info 📸

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