slayerofunicorns.bsky.social
Engineer. Nerd. Comedian. Weirdo. Scientist. Occasional adrenaline enthusiast.
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To make it absolutely clear that bribing public officeholders is completely legal.
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There's nothing wrong with me that $5 million and a full-body transplant wouldn't fix.
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Uncomfortable possible next sentences:
"I'm auditioning for the neighborhood Tooth Fairy"
"The Barista was very rude today"
"Souvenirs from ex-boyfriends"
"I found them in the road"
"My stalker leaves them"
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Reminder: Cows, chickens, and apples are not native to North America.
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And boy was it horrible. Completely a vehicle for the song, which played over the climatic scene in it's entirety.
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If you want to follow in the footsteps of the Founding Fathers you have to understand that they knew they were likely to be killed for their beliefs.
"Give me liberty or give me death" isn't just a slogan.
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That's one of the drawbacks of being a politician.. You want to follow in the footsteps of the founding fathers? There's a catch.
"Give me liberty or give me death" isn't just a slogan.
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Um. What language is that from?
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That is the most white-guy answer to racism that he could have given.
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Definitely up now..
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So Robin can be trusted with Batarangs and Scarecrow's Fear Toxin, but not pointy scissors..
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Police Squad!
They're in the "Japanese Garden".
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imagine being one of Elon's little broccoli-scalped bloodbags sitting down at some CIA lifer's machine to pull a copy of his user profile and the last thing your eyes catch before the black bag covers your head is his desktop background, a photo of JFK's limo from an angle nobody's seen before
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"If Congress no longer controls the budget, I see no reason to extend the Full Faith and Credit of the United States for Trump's spending." - What Congresspeople should be saying
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Hey, are you the same August J. Pollak that ran Xoverboard? If so, huge fan. 😁
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Alfred is British, so... Bangers n Mash? Spotted dick?
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Bam! On my list!
Thanks, Frank!
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Well, according to conservatives, she's a DEI hire. There are lots of white men in TN qualified to be Senator, but she got it because she's a woman...
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I just don't understand this. You want me to work on a classified system with someone? Okay, I need to know their name and that they have the clearance to work on this system. Otherwise, *I* am violating the law by helping someone access classified systems. Give it to me in writing.
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It's interesting watching the collapse of the rule of law in the United States.
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True. Apologies.
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never say never
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Also get more and better sex?
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Yup, Mexico tariffs are off after Mexico "gave in to Trump's demands".
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One of the newer theories around the market is that the tariffs will be around for a short period, like a week, then Trump will declare Canada and Mexico have given in to his demands and he'll rescind the tariffs.
I think they're desperate and in denial, but what do I know?
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And most importantly, they need to get it documented. "I'm going to need an email telling me to do that"... Now you can forward that and get Whistleblower protections.
This hasn't been stressed enough. If someone is telling you to do something illegal, get it in writing, and report it.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword speaks louder and more forcefully at any given moment.
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After the first time he was elected was the "welcome in".. The people that voted him back in again *need* the "Fuck you, we told you so" before they'll learn.
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That's insane.
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I didn't know Presidents were elected Kings... I thought we had Congress create the "unelected bureaucrats" and had the President manage them.
Huh. Learn something new every day.
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Forcing them to watch Roadhouse would be a good beginning punishment.
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Just remember, an adventure is someone else far away being completely miserable.
To me, you're having an adventure!
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Maybe they should show some emotion and stop being Spock..
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Wait, February 14th is Hawkman & Hawkwoman's wedding anniversary?
They're starcrossed lovers reincarnated over 3,000+ years. Which wedding anniversary?
For that matter, 'February' wasn't even a *concept* when they first got married..
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I would watch this TV show.
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Aquamans a king, Oliver Queen is Green Arrow. WW is a princess, No idea about prince.
Superman wears glasses as Clark Kent, Black Canary wears a blonde wig, and Elongated Man's out as Ralph Dibney.
The green ring is Green Lantern, of course.. The yellow is The Flash's ring to hold his costume.
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I confess I sometimes get weak and say that we shouldn't resort to 3rd-grade name calling.. with the example that it would be easy to come up with something like "Donny Two-Cheeseburgers" to call Trump, but we should refrain.
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You're not getting it.. Failure is the point. Conservatives don't believe the Federal government should exist outside of the Defense and State Departments.
It falls into a shattered wreck and they'll point and say "See, it didn't work anyway, let's trash it".
That is the *goal*.
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Not shown: Dick in a Box.