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Perpetually sleepy and fruity Perth 🇦🇺 https://www.paypal.me/RyanAlistairC 📸 - @ryanalistair_____
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who wants to get me hard

Chudai

Woke up needing hole and money

Body coming along

Is anyone from Sydney 👀 I might be coming soon 😌

Sydney long weekend incoming 🤭

Had me hair did

Shaved my legs so that I can giggle in bed

Forgot I had this app tbh

“I’ve been doing this for 45 years and this is the first time I’ve ever won anything as an actor” — Demi Moore accepting her #GoldenGlobes award for ‘The Substance.’

need

“Oh wow you are a good top” And we had barely started 😮‍💨

I thought this game was great. Fight me. Quote with a title screen that is iconic to you!

Kinda wanna shave my head

Why do gay male spaces stress me out so much? Is it because I am intimidated and have almost zero male friends 😔

Thank fuck it is the weekend

Some of yall gay as fuck. Me too!

Here is to getting even hotter next year 😈

Will this be the year I stop yearning? (No)

Without getting all POLITICAL what is your starting 2024 energy?

The holiday season continues to fuck me up

I also feed on mens vital essence. It ain’t blood tho. Am I a vampire?

Didn’t cry this christmas, taking that as a win

As a christmas present to me, I need a man to sit on my face

I honestly can’t wait for the new year. This year has been so fun but also so heart breaking and I am ready to spend a whole year fully focused on my own happiness and art

If any one wants to be friends and chat 👉🏻👈🏻

I need a twink

Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Plugged for the weekend

Why is it so hot 😭

I am honestly stunning. Obsessed with getting paid to look good and mouth words at people

Moo Deng fell off

Had a mild panic attack at the club and cried 🙃 what a good night