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Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.

submitted 1 day ago • 229 comments

"Very fucking funny"

submitted 5 hours ago • 7 comments

Me, at parties, trying not to run when they announce that the buffet is open.

submitted 6 hours ago • 29 comments

Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.

submitted 1 day ago • 229 comments

Security to aisle 7. Shoplifting in progress. When you get a minute, there's no rush. 🎥: Phillip Higgs

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

"Excuse me. My eyes are up here"

submitted 6 days ago • 142 comments

Me trying to get to the bathroom without my glasses.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

"Barry, we're kings of the jungle, mate, you're embarrassing us both"

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

"Relax, I've got this"

submitted 10 days ago • 18 comments

"I DON'T NEED TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS, HELEN"

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

"No one said shit to me about a dress code"

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

"No, he doesn't want a treat. He says I can have two"

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

We are in desperate need of help! Please support us if you can 🙏🏻🐶😺❤❤❤

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

"PRAISE THE LORD FOR I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT"

submitted 16 days ago • 15 comments

"It's barely noticeable but there may have been an incident with the couch while you were out"

submitted 17 days ago • 12 comments

"Just get in the fucking box, son, I haven't got all day" #HappyMothersDay

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

submitted 19 days ago • 278 comments

Just in case you thought curling was only a winter sport.

submitted 20 days ago • 21 comments

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submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

How's the diet going? Me:

submitted 27 days ago • 25 comments

They're having the time of their lives. They've never felt this way before. Yes, I swear, it's the truth.

submitted 28 days ago • 11 comments

Me standing in front of the fridge, deciding what to have for dinner.

submitted 28 days ago • 10 comments

He returned with a search warrant.

submitted 29 days ago • 61 comments

"OK, before you get angry and say something you regret, we're out of tuna"

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

Me trying to work out how it's fucking Monday again already.

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

"What ice cream? Just drive the fucking car Steve"

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

In case you were wondering what my plans for the weekend are.

submitted 34 days ago • 16 comments

"Someone broke in and tried to steal our toilet paper. You're lucky I was home"

submitted 36 days ago • 15 comments

When my doctor asks me if I've been having any feelings of anxiety or depression.

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

You may not agree with all of this but you must admit he makes some very valid points 🔊🆙

submitted 37 days ago • 39 comments

"HURRY, COLIN, THERE'S NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE"

submitted 38 days ago • 21 comments

When you're sat on the couch and your Mum wants to hoover the carpet.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

"THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT"

submitted 40 days ago • 9 comments

"I see you have pizza. I too enjoy pizza"

submitted 41 days ago • 165 comments

"It's called style, Barbara, Google it"

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

"I don't even like waffles, why would you ask me that. How dare you"

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

"ROMEO, ROMEO, WHAT THE FUCK ART THOU DOING ROMEO"

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

"What have I done, I can't afford this"

submitted 44 days ago • 11 comments

"I'm making pancakes, what does it look like I'm doing" #PancakeDay

submitted 45 days ago • 7 comments

"I came here to kick ass and eat carrots and I'm all out of carrots"

submitted 45 days ago • 6 comments

"Fuck your nuts, I don't care"

submitted 45 days ago • 7 comments